Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this Nippon port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sword-slinger, the skipper tall and pale, five passengers set out that day on a three-hour sail, a three-hour sail. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Noonza would be lost, the Noonza would be lost. They hit the ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, with Gourrigan, the Red Priest too, the chimera man and his leech, the sorceress, the Trickster and Firia...here on Gourrigan's Isle!

Chibi Anjin pops up out of nowhere

Chibi Anjin: Hi folks, this is Chibi Anjin and I just wanted to clear some things up. Anjin has been pulling things out of his sleeve left and right, and some people where wondering about that. The reason he can pull things out of his sleeves is that his haori is enchanted. It is almost industructable and anything the person wearing it needs can be pulled out of the sleeves. So now that that's cleared up, I'll return you to your regularly scheduled story.

The explosion resides and where there was a wall of water there is the RAGNOROK, the dragon like spaceship from Final Fantasy 8. Main cannon and all. Anjin moves the control towards himself and the Ragnorok moves towards him.

Anjin: Bwahahaha! Now you shall feel my wrath.

Anjin positions the Ragnorok so he can land it on the beach but far enough away so that he can get in then back up in the air before Darlin can get to it. Anjin pushes the wrong button and the ragnorok drops straight down on to Xellos.

Xellos: Ouch again

Anjin: Sorry.

Anjin runs over to the Ragnorok and climbs up the back entrance way, gets into the elevator, and up to the pilot seat. He climbs in then puts the Ragnorok back in the air while tucking the remote back in his sleeve.

Anjin: (over the external speaker of the Ragnorok) Ben you shall now feel the true fury of Anjin-sama.

Ben: (over the external speaker of Darlin) Hahaha. You probably think you have the upper hand you probably think you are the only one with guns, but you're not.

Darlin reaches over her shoulder and pulls out..... THE GIGANTIC SHOTIE (shotie: an australian word for shotgun). THE GIGANTIC SHOTIE is the most powerful shotie in the world this is truly something to be feared. (note: The "gigantic shotie" is actually not a shotgun it is a laser rifle that looks like a shotgun)

Anjin: Feh, so what.

Ben: You're not afraid yet? Well then try this!

Darlin pulls the trigger of the gigantic shotie. The beam barely misses the Ragnorok but it does hit the jungle. Nothing happens for a second, then a straight line throught the jungle bursts into flame and is incinerated before it can burn for more than two seconds.

Anjin: Fine take this.

Anjin fires the main cannon of the Ragnorok and a huge beam of concentrated energy, (much like the beam buster rifle that Gundam wing has, only this cannon is much more powerful than the rifle) flys towards Darlin. It also misses but this does far less damage by going out to sea and not hitting anything...or so they thought

Wil E. coyote has finnally caught the roadrunner. He sets the tied up roadrunner on a table of rock. He stands back to savor the moment before beginning to eat. He's just about done savoring when suddenly the area becomes very bright. Wil E. looks to where the light is coming from and sees a huge beam of very familar concentrated energy. His eyes get all wide he pulls out one of those tiny umbrellas and holds it towards the beam. The beam gets to him and he's fried along with his umbrella.

Back on Gourrigan's Island, The Ragnorok and Darlin are locked in combat. The Ragnorok having more manuverablity and more agiltiy than Darlin, is able to avoid the laser blasts, but because it takes some time to aim with the main cannon, Anjin can only fire the machine guns-which he does almost continuously.

Darlin on the other hand is much less manuverable and agile, so Ben just sticks to firing the laser rifle while Anjin dodges in the Ragnorok. Ben pays very little attention to the machine gun fire since he's just upgraded Darlin's armor so he doubts that the puny bullets can harm her.

This goes on for quite a while-dodge, dodge, shot, shot, etc-so finnaly Anjin gets the upper hand by flying towards the sun so Darlin/Ben can't see him. He flies back down, taking aim at Darlin's cockpit. Ben, on the other hand, is firing towards the sun in hopes of hitting the Ragnorok.

Anjin decides he has had enough of this and fires the main cannon, then banks to the right. Ben sees the blast coming at the last minute and runs to the left. The blast from the main cannon smashes into the surface of the ocean and all is silent, then there is the explosion, a huge explosion of water, then the sea is back to normal with only the waves to tell the tale of the explosion.

The fighting has stopped for some reason the camera goes back over to where Darlin and the Ragnorok are...... The Ragnorok and Darlin have ended up in a very John-woo-esque stand off in the main cannon of the Ragnorok is pointed at Darlin's cockpit and Darlin's gigantic shotie is pointed at the cockpit of the Ragnorok

Anjin: This could be a problem.

Ben: Yes it certainly could be.

Anjin figures he can get the drop on Ben with his Main cannon, so he prepares to fire the cannon. In Darlin, Ben is having the same thoughts. He makes Darlin's finger tighten on the trigger....

Anjin: (at the same time as Ben) Eat this!

Ben: (at the same time as Anjin) Prepare to be cleansed!

The entire cast of Gourrigan's Island: Hold you guys!!

Anjin: Nani?

Ben:What?

Lina: Don't you guys know that firing both of those at the same time would blow the entire island up?

Amelia: And that would be very un-just.

Zel: And against contract.

Phibrizo does his little cameo and holds up the contract which says blah blah blah ...The guest writer hence forth known as the GW shall be libal for any damage done to the island and shall be punished to the fullest extent of the law.....blah blah blah.

Anjin: (looks cool) Damn!

Lina: Anyway, there have been only three people from Slayers with lines in the story.

Anjin: Yes I guess your right. Well I guess I have to shut down this whole damn fight scene...

Anjin pulls the Ragnorok remote out of his sleeve and sends it back to whence it came. He tucks the remote back into his sleeve, pulls his laptop out again and restores the much destroyed beach. Beach chairs also appear. The members of the cast run to the beach chairs and sit down to start working on their tans again. Anjin continues typing-the damage caused by Ben and himself is erased.

Ben: Hey, what about me and Darlin?

Anjin: Oh, I figured you could stay for a while longer They have this great thing called "funky fruit" here.

Ben: "Funky fruit"? What in Bob's name is that?

Chibi-Xellos pops out of nowhere.

Chibi-Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu

Chibi-Xellos falls on the ground laughing like a mad man.

Ben: What was that?

Anjin shrugs.

Anjin: Anyway, try some.

Ben: Are you sure you're not trying to poison me?

Anjin: Yup. Here, watch.

Anjin grabs Gourrigan off of his beach chair and pulls a bowl of funky fruit out of his sleeve. He is about to pop a funky fruit in Gourrigans mouth When Amelia runs up to him and says

Amelia: Did someone say funky fruit?!!

Amelia grabs the bowl from Anjin eats three and starts frolicking around the beach the bowl forgotten on the ground. Anjin picks up the bowl and spins it on his finger

Anjin: Want some Ben?

Ben: Nah. I think I'll go surfing

Anjin: Alright, here.

Anjin pulls a surfboard out of his sleeve

Ben: Thanks

Ben runs out into the surf with thw surfboard. Anjin pulls a beach chair out of his sleeve and sits down next to Xellos, while Amelia is living out what Richard Pryor said in his "acid" sketch (very funny, if you want a transcript e'mail me). Lina, Sylphiel, Naga, Firia, and three Chibi-Gourrigans per team are playing volley ball on the beach while Gourrigan is happily polishing the Sword of Light. Phibrizo is pouting on the beach because he doesn't get to make out with Amelia because she is hallucinating, and since he can't make out, he decides to try the funky fruit everybody has been talking about lately. He pops one in his mouth and waits. 15 minutes later nothing has happened and Anjin taps him on the shoulder.

Phibrizo:What!?

Anjin: Those probably won't work on you since your a mazuko and all. [Fio: Why not, hmm? They worked on Xellos!]

Phibrizo: .........

Phibrizo starts crying and Anjin goes back to sit in his beach chair.

Anjin: Well, this ended without a hitch.

Xellos: Yes.....I guess it did.

Out in the waves Ben is surfing , and a shark eats him.

Anjin: Whoa, did you just see a shark eat Ben? I thought the Queen had the area cleared of sharks.

Xellos: Hehehehehe.