Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this Nippon port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sword-slinger, the skipper tall and pale, five passengers set out that day on a three-hour sail, a three-hour sail. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Noonza would be lost, the Noonza would be lost. They hit the ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, with Gourrigan, the Red Priest too, the chimera man and his leech, the sorceress, the Trickster and Firia...here on Gourrigan's Isle!

It is a sweltering day on Gourrigan’s island, but in spite of the heat, everyone is on the beach improving his or her tan (as if you could improve your tan after being on a deserted island for months).

All the guy’s are in Speedos black or red (except for Rezo, who is in his new teletubby Speedo) and the girls are in bikinis that would make even a veteran supermodel blush.

So basically it is boring and no one is willing to get up and move...Until a boy of about 14 steps out of the jungle.

He is wearing black haori with a dragon going up the back and really wide sleeves, as well as black hakama and a red obi with katana shoved through it. He is also about as far from Japanese as you can get. He's café ole’ (the skin colour you get if you have one black parent and one white parent). He also has red fox ears and a red tail with white on the tip.

He pulls a laptop out of his sleeve, even though the laptop is bigger than his sleeve, and begins to type. A beach chair appears in the sand and this mystery guy sits down and lays back to work on his tan. (Even though he is wearing haori and hakama. completely defeating the purpose of getting a tan.)

Xellos: Hmmm...looks like we have a new guest writer….

Somewhere in the village the guest writer alarm goes off but everyone is too lazy to turn it off so it just rings in the background

Gourrigan: Yeah, guess so. But isn’t he a bit young

GW: Hey! I know I’m young, but at least my I.Q. is above that of a grapefruit

Gourrigan: Touché

Zel: Ok...Who are you and what is your evil plan?

GW: Me? I’m Anjin-sama, prince of the kitsune, and I don’t really have an evil plan. I just want to do some fun stuff that is only legal on this island.

Zel: What do you plan to do then?

Anjin: Sore wa himitsu desu. Bwahahaha!

Xellos: Hey! That was blatant...and my line.

A Patlabor-like mecha falls from the sky and lands on Xellos.

Gourrigan: Whoa. That was unexpected.

Lina: (just waking up) What’s going on here?!

Gourrigan: Oh, we have a new guest writer. (Motions towards Anjin.) His name is Anjin and, uumm, when Xellos said something about sore wa himitsu desu being “his line”, amecha dropped on him.

Lina: (probably thinks she’s dreaming) Oh I see.

The top of the mecha opens up and out climbs a blonde Australian guy about 180cm tall. He’s all squinty like Xellos and he’s wearing khaki green military cargo pants and a Red Rage against the machine shirt.

Ben: (the aussie guy) G’day

Anjin: God what a stereotype. (Covers his face with his hand.)

Ben: I'm Ben and this (motions towards the towering mecha) is Darlin

Ben jumps down from the mecha and steps on Xellos' hand, the only part of Xellos to escape the wrath of Darlin's foot

Ben: Oops. Heh heh heh.

Ben climbs back into the mecha and takes a step back so that Xellos can be removed from the crater that is Darlin's footprint, using a large spatula which Anjin pulled out of his sleeve. Anjin pulls an air pump out of his sleeve and tosses it to Gourrigan

Anjin: Here Gourrigan, use this. Put it in Xellos' mouth and pump until he's normal size

Gourrigan: Ok.

Gourrigan goes about his job of pumping Xellos back up while Ben once again gets out of the mecha Darlin and jumps down to the sand.

Ben: Sorry about landing on your friend, but I was just polishing Darlin and I climbed in the cockpit to make sure it was working correctly...and all of the sudden I ended up here, and by the way where is here?

Anjin: Well, here is a deserted island in what I think is the South Pacific, and this is a fanfic that I'm writing so I have control. That's why you are here, but anyway your late...

Ben: For what?

Anjin: Well, I was kinda planning to do some quasi destructive (but not illegal) stuff here and I couldn't start until you got here. But now that your here...

Ben: Right. So what are you planning to do?

Anjin: Well, I was planning to do .......this!!

Anjin pulls out his katana and lunges at Ben. Ben thinks quickly, jukes left, then jumps back and climbs into his mecha

Ben: Ha ha ha! I've got you now!

Anjin: I really doubt that you do.

Anjin does one of those cool samurai moves and jumps in the air and brings the katana down on the mecha and then jumps back and stands there waiting for the mecha to split in half. He looks at his blade; it's cracking...then it shatters

Anjin: Kuso! That cost a lot of money. Oh well, I'll get you with this.

Anjin reaches into his sleeve and pulls out ...the gunblade thingy that Squall had in FF8

Anjin: Hahahaha I borrowed this from Squall.

Anjin assumes a fighting stance and suddenly jumps at Darlin. He preforms a perfect reznokuken, does five backflips, and lands where he started in his fighting stance. Anjin waits for the mecha to crumble and waits... nothing happens

Anjin: Kuso!

Ben: (from inside the mecha) BWHAHAHAHAHA

Darlin brings her car sized fist back then sends it crashing down towards Anjin. Anjin brings the gunblade up to block. There is a clash of metal against metal. Anjin struggles to hold Darlin's arm back. His mucles feel like they are on fire and Anjin can no longer hold out under the fist of Darlin...and since he obviously underestimated Darlin's strength, he is thrown back into the jungle. There is the deafingly loud sound of splintering wood and animals fleeing for their lives. Then all is silent not even the birds chirp. Just silence Then......

KUSOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Anjin stumbles out of the jungle. His nose and lip are bloody and he looks pretty battered.

Anjin: So you wanna play like that? Fine. I can play that way too.

Anjin reaches into his sleeve pulls out a small remote and clicks the button. Nothing happens for a second then the water in the ocean begins to boil and bubble...

There is a 10-story high explosion of water and then.....