A sweltering day on Gourrigan’s island, but in spite of the heat 
everyone 
was on the beach improving his or her tan (as if you could improve your 
tan 
after being on a deserted island for months). All the guy’s are in 
Speedos 
black or red except for Rezo who is in his new teletubby Speedo and the 
girls where in bikini’s that would make even a veteran supermodel 
blush.
     So basically it was boring and no one was willing to get up and 
move 
until a boy of about 14 steps out of the jungle.  He was wearing black 
haori 
with a dragon going up the back and really wide sleeves he also was 
wearing 
black hakama and a red obi with katana shoved through it.   He was also 
about as far from Japanese as you can get he was café ole’ (the skin 
colour 
you get if you have one black parent and one white parent) he also had 
red 
fox ears and a red tail with white on the tip.
     He pulls a laptop out of his sleeve, even though the laptop is 
bigger 
than his sleeve,
And begins to type a beach chair appears in the sand and this mystery 
guy 
sits down and lays back to work on his tan even though he is wearing 
haori 
and hakama. completely defeating the purpose of getting a tan.

Xellos: hmmm looks like we have a new guest writer….

Somewhere in the village the guest writer alarm goes off but everyone 
is too 
lazy to turn it off so it just rings in the background

Gourrigan: yeah guess so but isn’t he a bit young

GW: Hey I know I’m young but at least my I.Q. is above that of a 
grapefruit

Gourrigan: touché

Zel: ok who are you and what is your evil plan

GW: Me? I’m Anjin-sama prince of the kitsune and I don’t really have an 
evil 
plan I just want to do some fun stuff that is only legal on this 
island.

Zel: What do you plan to do then?

Anjin: Sore wa himitsu desu Bwahahaha

Xellos: hey that was blatant and my line

A Patlabor-like mecha falls from the sky on to Xellos

Gourrigan: whoa that was unexpected

Lina: (just waking up) what’s going on here?!

Gourrigan: oh we have a new guest writer (motions towards Anjin) His 
name is 
Anjin and uumm when Xellos said something about sore wa himitsu desu 
being 
“his line” A mecha dropped on him

Lina: (probably thinks she’s dreaming) oh I see

The top of the mecha opens up and out climbs a blonde Australian guy 
about 
180cm tall he’s all squinty like Xellos and he’s wearing khaki green 
military cargo pants and a Red Rage against the machine shirt.

Ben: (the aussie guy) G’day

Anjin: god what a stereotype and covers his face with his hand

Ben: I'm Ben and this (motions towards the towering mecha)is Darlin

Ben jumps down from the mecha and steps on Xelloses hand the only part 
of 
Xellos to escape the wrath of Darlin's foot

Ben: oops heh heh heh

     Ben climbs back into the mecha and takes a step back so that 
Xellos can 
be removed from the crater that is Darlin's footprint with a large 
spatula 
which Anjin pulled out of his sleeve
     Anjin pulls an air pump out of his sleeve and tosses it to 
Gourrigan

Anjin: here Gourrigan use this. Put it in Xelloses mouth and pump until 
he's 
normal size

Gourrigan: ok

     Gourrigan goes about his job of pumping Xellos back up while Ben 
once 
again gets out of the mecha Darlin and jumps down to the sand.

Ben: sorry about landing on your friend but I was just polishing Darlin 
and 
I climb in the cockpit to make sure it was working correctly and all of 
the 
sudden I ended up here and by the way where is here?

Anjin: Well here is a deserted island is what I think i the south 
pacfic and 
this is a fanfic that I'm writing so I have control that's why you are 
here, 
but anyway your late

Ben: for what

Anjin: well I was kinda planning to do some quasi destructive (but not 
illegal) stuff here and I couldn't start until you got here but now 
that 
your here...

Ben: right so what are you planning to do?

Anjin: well I was planning to do .......this!!

Anjin pulls out his katana and lunges at Ben. Ben thinks quickly jukes 
left 
then jumps back and climbs into his mecha

Ben: hahaha I've got you now

Anjin: I really doubt that you do

Anjin does one of those cool samurai moves and jumps in the air and 
brings 
the katana down on the mecha and then jumps back and stands there 
waiting 
for the mecha to split in half.
He looks at his blade it's cracking then it shatters

Anjin: Kuso! that cost a lot of money oh well I'll get you with this

Anjin reaches into his sleeve and pulls out ...the gunblade thingy that 
Squall had in FF8

Anjin: hahahaha I borrowed this from Squall.

     Anjin assumes a fighting stance and suddenly jumps at Darlin. He 
preforms a perfect reznokuken does five backflips and lands where he 
started 
in his fighting stance. Anjin waits for the mecha to crumble and 
waits...
nothing happens

Anjin: Kuso!

Ben: (from inside the mecha)BWHAHAHAHAHA

     Darlin brings her car sized fist back then sends it crashing down 
towards Anjin. Anjin brings the gunblade up to block. there is a clash 
of 
metal against metal.  Anjin struggles to hold darlin's arm back.  His 
mucles 
feel like they are on fire and Anjin can no longer hold out under the 
fist 
of Darlin .....and since he obviously underestimated Darlin's strength 
he is 
thrown back into the jungle.
     There is the deafingly loud sound of splintering wood and animals 
fleeing for their lives. Then all is silent not even the birds chirp. 
Just 
silence
Then......

KUSOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Anjin stumbles out of the jungle his nose and lip are bloody he look's 
pretty battered

Anjin: so you wanna play like that fine I can play that way too.

Anjin reaches into his  sleeve pulls out a small remote and clicks the 
button
  nothing happens for a second then the water in the ocean begins to 
boil 
and bubble

There is a 10-story high explosion of water and then.....

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