Rivalry Week...

It's that week again!...  Rivalry week.  UCLA vs University of Second Choice.  Well, it hasn't been much of a rivalry lately, more of an argument on allowing Euthanasia to put a quick end to the pain and suffering of Bruin fans.. : )  Although, looks who's #1 in basketball this week!...

Anyway, what the heck.  Here's the first of many... Of course the 'sc honks can post their own now on the blog.

Did you hear about the USC Commencement Ceremony?

At USC's commencement ceremony, the crowd begins to chant, "Graduate Bambi! Graduate Bambi!" After a few minutes, the chant grows so loud that the President must pause. He says, "Alright, Bambi, if you can answer one question correctly, I'll graduate you right here on the spot. Bambi, what's nine times nine?"

Bambi quickly gets to work, and after five minutes she says, "Eighty-one."

The crowd, in a unanimous roar begins to chant, "ONE MORE TRY! ONE MORE TRY!"