Everyone, well, most of us, will eventually look our name up in a search engine of some sort. I chose Google, because Google is the search engine of the GODS. As we all know my real name is "KAITLYN" *shudder*, but I refuse to go by that name if I can help it. So, not expecting another human being to pop up (I figured it might have been some type of porno- they are naming sexal organs EVERYTHING these days) I typed in my 'cool' name, "Kavvy".
I will never, ever be the same again, people.
See, I figured no parent, like, EVER, would name their child Kavvy. I thought I was the only one who thought of it. But, apparently, there are names of which "Kavvy" comes from- Kavitha (I'm not making this up, by the way), Kaventh... but the most spookiest of all is this guy named KAVANA.
If that is his real name, that remains to be seen. I refuse to think it is.
So, innocent and carefree as I am, I ponder the list Google has bestowed on my shoulders. Much to my surprise, the third item down was a link simply titled, "Kavana- He Can Make You Feel Better". My eyebrow arches as I curiously click on this link. Again, snd having the title of the page a subtle clue, I though it was porno. But when the page loads, this red-and-green page pops up, and at first thought it seems to be some type of guestbook, type... thingy.
They keep talking about this Kav, a singer, and apparently he's good at it. But this one message stands out (maybe because it's in all capitol letters) and it read (typoes are there purposely): "COOL SITE, THANKS IAN... FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I WILL ALWAYS LOVE KAVVY... (GOD BLEES YOU KAVVY) GUYS... IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO TALK ABOUT KAV, JUST VISIT YAHOO GROUPS-KAVANAHEAVEN, I RECKON DATS DA ONLY GROUP WHICH IS STILL ACTIVE TILL NOW... (WE ALL LOVE YOU KAAAAVVV.. TELL US IF YOU NEEDS US FOR HELPING YOU... PLEEEEASSEEE ANSWER...). Can you imagine my fright?
At the bottom of the page, there was a link back to the main site, of course I clicked it. And when the page loaded, my first thought...
The only other person to think up the nickname "Kavvy" is this uber sexy unfamous British singer. Hot damn! Well, unfortunately, I think it's obviously clear that he's just as gay as Elton John's fanny pack, considering his Rate My Picture profile (man, entertainers are doing everyhting they can for publicity these days!).
In conclusion, in some strange way, I think this justifies my exisitance, thankyouverymuch.
A link to Anthony/Kavana's site: CLICK AND BE AMAZED!