An Insect falls in to a mug of beer. What will you do? Following are the reactions:
Englishman: Throws his mug away & walks out .
American: Takes the insct out & drinks the beer.
Japenese: Drinks the bber with the insect as it is coming free.
Indian: Sells the beer to the American, and the insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into the beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.