'Twas Mon's 14th birthday today and she invited Beckoi and Me to a meal with her, her parents and her 'oldies'. 'Twas fun, we were picked up in the morning then went to her house and went in the garden for a while. She has a great swing, I was going to steal it until I realised it would be a bit blatent. Later we went to a random foody pub place and ate food. Mmmm...sharing platter. Mmmm...Steak. Mmmmm....Waffle!! There was a kiddies plaything there and it was mant for 6-12 year olds, but us being us decided to go on it. Fun!! We also just sat outside for ages, the food took ages to come. When we got back to her house we got videos then were hypo, laughing much for no apparent reason.. Mon's brother, Dominic, was being annoying and got yelled at. The first video, the name I cannae remeber, was crap and boring, but Bones was good though the blood was too orange and thick, it looked like paint. Later on Dom came and tried to sit on me and BROKE MY FACE!! He accidentally elbowed my eye and it hurt. Oh...the pain. We ate crumpets and pate for tea...Mmmm, I love pate. Then we were taken home and I went on the pooder. As usual. And that was it. The end.
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