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1. Tickle a ticklish person. 2. Keep answering why to everything 3. Constantly say someone's name 4. Keep jumping up behind people 5. Say nothing at all 6. Play music people dont like really loudly 7. Pull someone's hair persistently 8. Hide in a really good place and dont answer when called 9. Tie someone up and dangle their favourite food in front of them 10. Take something someone alse wants and dont give it back 11. Keep poking someone 12. Ask many many awkward questions 13. Keep indoing someones shoelaces 14. Try to draw on someone's face with a permanent marker 15. Keep prank calling your mates 16. When watching TV keep channel hopping during a programme the person really likes. 17. Chew really loudly 18. When someone's on a computer hijack the keyboard or mouse 19. Do many a stinky fart 20. Leave dirty socks all over the house 21. Sharpen your pencil on the floor then refuse to pick it up 22. Sit on someone and refuse to move 23. Mess up someone's hair when they just got it perfect 24. Go on and on about someone you fancy 25. Eat with you mouth open exposing the mushed up contents of your gob. 26. Make a lot of noise in the cinema 27. The pinging of bra straps 28. Nick all the cocolate biscuits then when someone else goes for one there'll be none left 29. Go on and on about random aches and pains just to get attention 30. Talk when someone's trying to watch TV 31. Hide something someone needs then deny all knowledge 32. Play knock-door-run on your mate 33. Keep yelling out something embarrassing about someone really loud 34. Talk in a stupid voice 35. Sing loudly and put your fingers in your ears whenever spoken to 36. Complain about everything 37. Keep leaving the toilet seat up 38. Do a stupid laugh to anything said even if it isnt even remotely funny 39. Repeat yourself many a time 40. Say 'Can i hear the wind in my ear?' every time someone tries talking to you 41. Keep getting up to go to the loo in the night 42. Do totally the opposite to what anyone says 43. Flick wet tree branches at people 44. Accuse someone you dont know of doing something they didnt do and pretend they really did. Make it embarassing 45. Ask annoying questions 46. Say words in innapropriate places such as sorry instead of thank-you 47. Try to bite someone's pencil when they are trying to write 48. Talk really loudly constantly 49. Nick someone's hat and refuse to give it back 50. Say you have a really big secret then refuse to tell it 51. Circle someone 52. Sing the 'I know a song that gets on your nerves' song 53. Mimic whatever someone does 54. Follow someone everywhere (though not into the toilet!) 55. Whenever you talk, talk really fast and gibberish 56. Tell really old jokes over and over and claim them to be funny 57. Keep walking in front of people 58. Bash into random poeple 59. Block a doorway and let no one through 60. Boss people around 61. When someone closes something open it again 62. Sing crappy songs loud and out of tune 63. Criticise everything 64. Keep giving someone really evil looks 65. Make a silly nickname for someone and keep calling it them 66. Make yourself a stupid nickname and answer to nothing else 67. Keep hitting someone (not too hard!) with something 68. Say you'll wait for someone but run away 69. If someone has tfeir laces undone keep treading on them 70. Keep reminding someone of something embarrassing that happened to them 71. Try to pull people's trousers down 72. Keep calling someone then when they answer say 'no, not you' 73. When someone's trying to type keep trying to press the keys 74. Keep trying to give someone a wedgie 75. Keep scraping your nails down a blackboard 76. Contantly tap your nails on a desk 77. Go in a room someone wants to get into and barricade yourself in 78. Really exaggerate everything you say 79. Claim something dead exciting happened, make up a really long story and the 'exciting' thing is really boring. 80. If someone owes you something keep asking them 'wheres that thing you owe me?' even after theyve givin it back 81. When someone is trying to talkto someone talk louder over the top of them 82. Keep butting into someone's conversation with really stupid comments 83. Sit on a chair and refuse to move unti they pay you money 84. Contradict yourself 85. Take photos of people that dont want you to 86. Throw rice at poeple 87. Pull someone's chair back when they try to sit down 88. Talk about yourself all the time 89. Nick someones shoes and throw them up a tree 90. Put something cold and slimey down peoples backs 91. Declare everyone your slaves 92. Hang around with someone that doesnt like you and when told to go say 'its a free country' 93. Keep reciting the alphabet 94. Treat someone older than you like a baby 95. Whenever someone is complaining about something say 'theres poeple in this world much worse off than you' no matter how sarcastic the comment 96. Be sarcastic all the time 97. Act like a baby 98. Try to mimc an accent and do it really badly then talk like it for the rest of the day 99. When someone's looking at something in a shop stand in front of them so they cant see it 100. When playing a game keep making up rules that benefit you and pretend they really exist 101. Do all of the above |
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