Greetings guest,
Until our kind has conquered your biologically enriched environment, you may refer to me as Visser 8. I should inform you that I orginate from the Ska-Narian pool years ago and have rapidly fought my way through ranks until I have become the eighth most powerful Visser in the Yeerk Empire. I am also second in command for the Domination of Earth.
I understand that your primitive minds may not be able to comprehend what a Yeerk is (after all, you only use ten percent of your mental compacity). I shall be generous and explain since I am in a good mood. We are an "alien" species whose appearance is related to that of an Earth slug. We plan on assimilating your species into our Yeerk Empire and then we shall move on to conquering other planets.
How you may ask? It is quite simple actually. We have a secret orgainzation, which we had to rename after the last attempt at dominating this puny planet. We use this organization to lure members of your humanoid race into joining our cause. Then, we take them to our vastly great underground Yeerk Pool and they can either volunteer to insert their heads and accept one of our kind to enter and control them, or we forcefully shove the humanoid's head into the pool and allow our kind to crawl in and acquire total controll over the human.
It is not as viscious as most individuals of the human race would believe. We perform good deeds in order to keep this organization useful. We recycle, give adolescents positive things to do, tutor, and teach the values of team work and of leadership. While most troubled teens do drugs and peform acts of violence, those who are controlled by our kind peform better in school, have a positive outlook on life, and are active participants in making the world a better place. All through the help of giving a Yeerk a home. |
