This page contains Quotes I have collected
from books and while surfing the net..
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
Women might be able to fake orgasms,
but men can fake whole relationships
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling,
picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary
Sex is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes,
divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.
Confucious say:
fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs.
man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger.
He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages,
will be known far and wide as a smart ass.
Never settle with words what you can
accomplish with a flame thrower
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance,
baffle 'em with bullshit.
If you can not answer a man's argument,
all is not lost; you can still call him vile names
Love is when you take the romance, and passion out of a relationship and find that you still care about the person.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports
that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of
10 doctors is an idiot.
An elephants sex organ is in his feet. If he steps on you,
you're fucked.
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps
you to forget the question
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good,
it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
I'm not suffering from insanity,
I'm enjoying every minute of it.
It may be Winter outside, but
it's always Summer in your armpit.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, its the stupid
ones who need all the advice
The trouble with some women is that
they get all excited over nothing, and then they go and marry him.
Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
There are two perfectly good men,
one unborn, and the other dead.
If you need a nickel,
I'll give you a dime. But if your
looking for a man, don't be fuckin with mine.
A friend is someone who knows
all about you but likes you anyway
