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| You Know You're A Faggot When... 1. you buy the Lindsey Lohan Album because she rocks your rainbow socks. *and yes you were fucking excited. You know you were* 2. you know there are more than 6 colors in the rainbow 3. ...and you know what they mean. 4. you think Cher is an iconess of a millenia. 5. you own more make-up then your sister or your girlfriends. 6. girls ask YOU how to give oral sex. 7. you were one of the spice girls in your imagination 8. ...and you were always the ginger one. 9. you know at least 5 gay boys within a ten mile radius of you and you've seen half of them naked. 10. you have issues with vaginas. 11. you're a dude, and you have playgirls instead of playboys. 12. you know what QAF is, and you can name them all 13. you always describe yourself more like Jack... 14. You think the Queer Eye guys have great style. 15. You're always beeming with pride. 16. You get hard everytime you see George Cloony 17. You love ambercrombie, and the models that wear it. 18. You can spot a gay bar 10 minutes away. 19. when asked if you want a drink, you reply, "gimme a martini sweethaert" 20. barbie was your best friend. |