Hey! So glad you could come to the party!
Join the fun by celebrating December 3rd in honor of Kaddilac Katriniac, who was born on this day in 1979...
Ways to celebrate the holiday and come close to what it feels like to be the wonderful, magnificant personage of Kaddilac Katriniac:
* Start a fake advertising company and build it up by telling people that it's real. And if you're crazy enough, START A NEWSLETTER where you ask people weekly questions.
* Sing show tunes and stupid songs in public or in the shower. Either way, you get weird looks. Try it, IT'S FUN! It's the 'Doosey Doo' way to spend the day!
* PROCRASTINATE on EVERYTHING! It's the only way to get things done on time, trust me.
* Watch obscure, zany shows, such as the Red Green Show and Mystery Science Theatre 3000. And when you talk about them the next day, nobody knows what the heck you're talking about! It's great!
* Eat mints, drink raspberry gingerale, and be merry.
* Act like you know everything, quote Webster's dictionary, and then enjoy it when people get mad at you for believing you.
* Run around with thoughts of knights, chivalry, and 'twoo wuv' dancing in your head, all the while chanting, "As you wish" as your mantra.
* Eat a sugar cone after every meal. But NO ICE CREAM!!!
So now that you've followed these simple steps to reaching "Doosey Doo-dom", you will lead a happy and fulfilled life!
(yeah, right!)