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"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?" -Joker
"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece." -Sgt. Hartman to Gomer
"An eight-week college for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave." -Joker
"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it....until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen." -Troops Rifle Prayer
"That is not your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy." -Hartman
"You little maggot! You make we want to vomit!" -Hartman
"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle." -Hartman
"Marines are not allowed to die without permission." -Hartman
"Everybody hates me now." -Gomer Pyles
"Semper fi, do or die!" -Troop
"I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore." -Joker
"Most of you will go to Vietnam, some of you won't come back." -Hartman
"You're not a writer, you're a killer." -Hartman to Joker
"7.62 milimeter. Full Metal Jacket." -Gomer Pyles
"What is your major malfuncition numb-nuts?" -Hartman to Gomer
"Tet, the year of the monkey." -Joker
"A day without blood is like a day without sunshine!" -Joker
"How's it going to look when your get killed wearing a peace button?" -Joker
"The dead know only one thing: It is better to be alive." -Joker
"You put "Born to Kill" on your helmet and wear a peace button. Is that some kind of sick joke?"
"I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill." -Joker
"Let's go get some payback." -Animal Mother
"We got the sniper." -Rafterman
There are many more funny lines, but due to the graphic contents of those quotes, I chose not to type them. If you want funny quotes, pay attention in the second scene.
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