You Know...
* You know you're in the South when the lady at the gift shop offers you an "itty-bitty sack" for your purchase.
* You know you're in the South when you order a baked potato at Wendy's and the woman at the counter says to the cook, "Need a tater."
You know you're in the South when "south" is a three-syllable word.
* You know you've had to much school when the single graduating senior comes in from P.E. with a piece of grass in his mouth and proceeds to tell the toughest teacher what a stupid test it is your class is taking.
* You know you're in trouble when you take food from McDonald's into Wendy's. (from Baby)
* You know you're in even more trouble when you don't tip the pizza man. (also from Baby)
* You know you're in Wyoming when the town's population is lower than the elevation.
You know you're deep in the woods when that grizzly shopkeeper actually is a grizzly.
You know you're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
* Come from personal experiences
Got any more? Email me. Say if it actually happened or not.
Last updated Friday, July 27, 2001
Katie Tyson