You Are... the Weakest Link!
You're about to vote... but before you do, Anne always has something to say. One of my favorites that she's said is, "Whose village needs their idiot back?" Here are some that I've come up with, unless otherwise cited. If they're starred, Anne actually said them.
Whose snowflake is short a crystal?
Whose head is so filled with air that they float?
Whose joke is missing the punch line?
Whose bulletin board is missing its tacks?
Whose brain is so incompetent it might be able to compete with your president's?
Whose pillow is missing its feathers?
Whose dinner bell is ringing? (I'm not sure if she's said this or not)
Whose pen is out of ink?
Which one of you idiots deserves less than nothing?
Whose flowers have long since wilted?
Whose lightbulb has burned out? (I wouldn't be surprised if she'd used that one)
Whose Barbie doll is missing its head?
Whose non-sequitur has a point?
Whose frog has ceased to ribbit? Whose cow won't moo?
Whose shampoo doesn't "lather, rinse, repeat?" (Herb Tyson)
Who can shine a light all the way through their head?
Which of you little piggies is about to go "Wee, wee wee!" all the way home?
Who doesn't deserve their lovely parting gifts? (Karen Tyson)
Whose intellectual Coca-Cola has lost its fizz? (Karen Tyson)
Whose computer is missing its CPU?
Whose association needs their "ass" back?
Whose "open book" is missing its pages?
Whose ice cream has melted? (Herb Tyson)
Whose ad-lib is rehearsed? (Herb Tyson)
Send yours to me! Give your name so I can give you credit.
Updated October 15, 2001