Banjos
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
(a.) onion
No one cries when you cut up a banjo.
(b.) Uzi
An Uzi only repeats forty times.
(c.) chain saw
A chain saw has a dynamic range and you can turn a chain saw off.
(d.) Harley Davidson motorcycle
You can tune a Harley.
(e.) Trampoline
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Playing the banjo is a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded...you don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or
SAT) test?
Drool...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to
banjo players?
It saves time in the long run.
Why is a banjo better than a violin?
It burns longer.
What will you never say about a banjo player?
That's the banjo player's Porsche.
Banjo players are a lot like sharks--they think they have to keep playing or they'll sink
How can you tell the difference between all the
banjo songs?
By their names...(used to be Irish fiddle tunes)
The sixth fret on a banjo is a lot like the thirteenth floor on a building... you don't really need one.
Posted October 15, 2001