25 Ways To Be Annoying
(As If You Weren't Already A Pro!)
Adjust the tint on your T.V. so that all the people are green, and insist to
others that you "like it that way".Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask telephone operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire Simon Bates warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for random times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume
properly adjusted.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Wear your trousers backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary
mints by the cash register.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal
Machine Music".Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
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Last updated Saturday, May 19, 2001
Katie Tyson