Solicitors
From somebody... I don't know who "we" is.
We get hit up by door-to-door salespeople all the time, and they always seem to miss the "Absolutely no solicitors" sign on the door. We put up a new sign:
To solicitors:
Please remove rings, watches, belt buckles, and other metal objects before entering. Our pit bull has trouble digesting such items. Thank you for your cooperation.
Posted January 02, 2002