Just the Good News

A woman phoned her husband at work.

Her husband said, "I'm sorry dear, but I'm up to my neck in work today."

The wife responded, "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, dear."

The husband then replied, "Okay, darling, but as I've got very little time now, just give me the good news."

"Okay," said the wife. "The car airbags work."