Flossing
The husband stood in front of the bathroom mirror, carefully flossing his teeth. "Ooh!" he would sigh every once in a while, or "Aaah!" as the little thread did its work.
Suddenly and seemingly without provocation, his wife stomped into the bathroom and gave him a swift kick.
Bewildered, the husband demanded, " What was that for ? "
I'm sorry, " his wife replied stiffly, . . . "but I just don't believe in sighing flossers.
Posted January 02, 2002