GAH! CHAIN LETTERS!
To anyone who sends chain mail:
AAHHHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! I know I'm your friend, and you're mine, but do you have to let me know with these awful corny emails that you didn't even write? Must you believe that your boyfriend will dump you or your best friend will hate you or your crush will ask that icky preppy girl out if you don't send this to "the number that you picked" number of people? AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Please copy this, put it in an e-mail, and send it to everyone you know. If you don't, your boyfriend will die of frostbite and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT!
Posted October 15, 2001