Thermos 2
A striking blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object behind the counter, she asks, "What is that?"
The helpful store clerk responds, "Why, it's a thermos."
Still curious, the blond asks, "What does it do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," replies the clerk.
So she buys one....
The next day, she brings her new thermos to work with her.
Her boss, also a blond, asks, "What is that shiny thing?"
She replies with authority, "It's a thermos."
"Oh," says he, "and what's it do?"
"Well," says she, "it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
Then he asks, "So what do you have in there today?"
"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."
Posted August 28, 2001