First Class
A blonde walks into an airplane and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket...The stewardess looks at the ticket and tells her that she only has a coach ticket. The blonde says, "I'm a cute blonde and I'm flying first class to Atlanta."
The stewardess replies that she only has a coach seat to Atlanta...the blonde then retorts, "I'm a cute blonde and I'm flying first class".
Just then the captain happens by and asks what's going on...the blonde tells him, "I'm a cute blonde and I'm flying first class to Atlanta.
The captain looks at her ticket, then whispers in her ear... the blonde gets up and quickly goes back and takes her seat in the coach section. The stewardess asks the captain what he said to get her to move so fast. He replied, "I told her that the 1st class section isn't going to Atlanta."
Posted August 28, 2001