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Horse Jokes |
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What is a horse's favorite street?
Mane street. |
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Why couldn't the pony talk?
Because he was a little hoarse. |
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A blonde was riding her horse in the country and she was crossing creeks and jumping cross-country jumps. She was having a great time 'till something spooked her horse and her horse took off running as fast as it could. The blonde was screaming as loud as she could for help, then she saw someone through the corner of her eye. The wal-mart manager walked over to the machine and pulled the plug. |
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Ten Things You Won't Hear Your Horse Say:
1. Don't clean out my stall, I adore the smell
2. No thanks, one scoop of oats is enough for me
3. I just love traveling in a hot trailor!
4. Mr. Farrier, please don't stop pounding on my hooves
5.There's room for one more on my back
6. I feel like galloping another 20 miles!
7, Low branch! duck!
8. You can go ahead and leave, I'll wash myself down
9. Doctor, may I please have a rectal exam
10. Can we do this again tomorrow? |
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Q: What disease do horses fear most?
A: Hay fever! |
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Q: What's a horses favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis! |
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