| Question #7: What is your Dream Occupation? |
| Well, I'd either want to be the kung-fu fighting, buff stuff, all too lazy, super-duper hero and action figure Sloth-Man (uh, I mean Sloth-Woman), a movie critic who gets paid to sit on my butt eating Milk Duds and tell every actor how much they suck (when I couldn't do it myself), or else a catapillar. |
| If I could be anything, I would be an Oscar Meyer Weiner. If I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with...well, probably someone else. I mean who wants to date a weiner? (Shutup anyone mentioning I dated a Beckstrom. It was the drugs I tell you). |
| Question #8: If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be? |
| Well, I probably wouldn't, but if I were void of my religious values, and feeling stupid with money to spend, I would get some series of neato Egyptian hyroglifix on my back. |
| I would get a barcode tattooed on my butt. And maybe something on my ankle. |
| Question #9: What is your best asset? |
| Definately my ankles. I stole them from Aphrodite. Why, I could even be a Muslim Porn Star on Jay Leno. Mmmm, Jay Leno. |
| My left hand. It does everything. But, it belongs to Jake. |
| Question #10: What kind of pants do you have on right now? |
| The shiney, sequined kind of course. |
| Who said I was wearing pants? |
| Question #11: What is your name spelled backwards? |
| No matter how many times I try, I always end up with Freak. (Okay, so it's really etak...hehe sounds like a new type of computerized post-it). |
| yenrub neelloc haras (Dude that's cool!) |
| Question #12: What was the last thing you ate? |
| Mmmm...unprocessed fish sticks. |
| Peppers. It was a crushed jalepeno pepper chugging contest. I won. |