The Katiekins Newsletter is a place where I, Katiekins, ramble on and on about ME! All friends are invited to read. If you are a newcomer, however, and do not know me (Katiekins) personally, I must warn you before you continue on to the first issue. I am not normal, rational, or mentally stable. In fact, nine out of ten doctors would strongly discourage subscribing to this newsletter. And though I do care about the mental health and well being of my subscribers (I love my little subscribers, I do!) most (if not all) portions of this newsletter are written no earlier than midnight. Generally, they are written in their entirety at two in the morning during a time when I am very sleep deprived and watching old re-runs of "I Love Lucy" or "Saturday Night Live" (preferably one in which Mike Meyers is still on the show). As more and more issues are published, you will soon understand the connection this background will have on the content of this newsletter. Now that all have been warned, proceed at your own risk.
History:
The Katiekins Newsletter was started at Skyline High School during my senior year. It started out small, being passed out to my personal friends in the hallways. As the school year ended, the list of subscribers grew and the newsletter circulated through e-mail. Once again, the subscriber list has grown and e-mailing the newsletter has become such a horrible chore seeing as how it was sent through AOL (the devil!) or a small yahoo account established at a public Library. So, now the newsletter has it's own web site which is more convenient for me and hopefully still convenient for you, my dear subscribers. The Katiekins Newsletter was inspired by a fairly similar newsletter that I still subscribe to today -- written by the Almighty Brad (Bradlington). So if you find this newsletter to be a work of genius, the writing is all mine (I deserve all the credit!) but the idea was all his.
Information about the Newsletter you need to Know:
Frequently, I ask my subscribers questions in my newsletter for my benefit, entertainment, and curiosity only. If you wish to answer these questions (and I recommend you do or suffer the consequences of a TWO DOLLAR FINE) you can e-mail me here, here, here, here, here, or here. You can also e-mail me if you wish to join my msn club which is open to all subscribers and also to world wide web winos coming in off the rat infested internet streets. For all winos: I do reserve the right to kick you out of my club if you show any lack in moral standards upheld by the People's Republic of Djibouti. Now that all of the legal mumbo-jumbo is settled, ENJOY!
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