Funny Convos and a funny song
    Take a break from programming and get some laughs out of these (most likely the convos are not the oringinal thing, or some might be oral).  HEY IM SO SMART I GOT AN MP3 FILE TO BE BACKGROUND MUSIC.

3way phone call:

Me:Chris get AIM
Chris: How?
Me: Use common sense people.  To get AIM you go to aim.com
Chris:What do i do now?
Me:You hit the big download button since you dont have it yet.
Chris: Now what?
Me:You hit new user since your a new user.
Chris:What should my screen name be?
Me:I dunno it's your screen name.
               Later..
Chris: What should my pasword be?
Amir:OMG
Me: I dunno, but if you think of one tell us.
Chris: [tells us his passowrd]
Me and Amir:OMG
Chris: What should my email be?
Amir: OMG
Me: I dunno its your email.
Chris: I dont have one
Amir: OMG. But you have to have one u used xfire
Chris: Yea i used ur email amir. what was it again?
Amir: What no use ur own.
Me:Go to hotmail.com and get a new one.
Chris: No wait i think i have one.
Me: Who cares get a new one.
Amir: Yea its like [email protected]
Chirs: Oh yea that's right
         [i check]
Me: No it [email protected]
Chris: Hey you tricked me
Amir: OMG
Me: Geez its your email.  and your saying we tricked you. geez you do know what an underscore is right?
Amir: He doesnt
Chris: i dont
Me: OMG
[later, when we finaly get to the final step]
Chris: what's my gender? and should i make up a fake zip code?
Me: it's the gender that your not. that's what they;re asking for.  and no i even say that i go to briggs chaney silver spring,md its not like they will come and hunt you down.
Chris: Ok. but im still going to put a fake zip code.
Me:Someone needs an internet like
Amir: Yes i agree.
Quick one (something like this. not exact but somehing like this):

My dad: Kenny our phone's not working. Call verizon and ask them why.
Me on the comp: Ok i will
[later]
Dad: Kenny call now
Me: OK...No wait Dad the phones not working
Dad:?
Me: Mom the phones not working.
Mom:I know call verizon and ask them why.
Me:But the phones not working!!!
Mom: We know
Me: .....
Mom: Oh no wait your right. hehe
  Chat room:
[People come in]
[Saqib Comes in]
[talk]
[later jeff comes in]
[talk]
Saqib: Idiots
Jeff(or griffin): your the idiot saquib
saqib: no u r
Jeff:[censored]
Saq[sensord]
Grffin: [censored]
[3 hrs later]
Saq:[censored]

yea you get the message.  it was funny at the time, and the next day at school when i laughed at saqib about it.








                                                                                                                                               
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