"The perfect sacrifice has already been given!"
"Where'd she go?"
"She went bowling."
"When!?"
"At like 8 o'clock this morning!"
"With who!?"
"Herself."
--guy in my pracalc class to the teacher
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| Notable Quotes | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Would anyone care for a macaroon?" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I could be memorizing polyatomic ions while I get ready!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Chunkabone" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "It's the little things in life that makes the things that suck not so bad." (on Krispy Kreme donuts) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Somehow I have a butt crack buddy icon." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "One time, in professional practices, I traced my hand and made a turkey...." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "If you can't get in a good mood from listening to Katy's Ultimate Christmas CD, then you must be clinically depressed." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I want a fire pit in my yard so I can make sacrifices." "The perfect sacrifice has already been given!" |
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| "...you'll belch and it'll still smell like your stomach." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Michelle left." "Where'd she go?" "She went bowling." "When!?" "At like 8 o'clock this morning!" "With who!?" "Herself." |
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| "I'm not talking to you anymore. It's too hard." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "YOU are a good person. NOT a HUMPER." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "It's poop! It's poop!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I really want to visit a black church.. But I'm scared." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "You just called me stupid!" --guy in my pracalc class to the teacher |
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