| Toothpaste Junkie- November 2000 "Brushing teeth after eating leaves a fresh feeling in your mouth you won't want to eat again" Cosmo says between pictures of glossy whisper-thin women Boy that cheesecake tastes acidic after Colgate wash it down with its fluoride flavor Five minutes 'til the Pillsbury commercial and a Twinkie come along brush again. Tarter control tastes like punishment for that M&M bag The vinyl dentist's chair adheres to so much more of those thighs than it used to. "My you have such clean white teeth." |