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captain eat and ag were in the 6th form centre joking about being in a fun kinda band (captain eat already being a member of the band june) and wanted to call it paperduck after seeing the word paperduck on some stupid book. however, after ag had had a few too many pepsi's he goes  LETS CALL IT KATHRYNS ROWING MACHINE after some chick that thinks she is fat and does non stop excercise and its funny because she isnt. yet knowing ag was talentless captain eat was reluctant to form a band with this moron but he said he could sing and knew a drummer. however nothing was done because captain eat was away for a few weeks saving the whales.

when he returned it was ags 18th birthday and everyone went up the pub to celebrate/take the piss out of him. captain eat says I REALLY WANT TO DO THIS BAND ASK THAT DRUMMER DUDE OR ILL BREAK YOUR LEGS. ag burst out crying at the deadly threat and therefore at work the next day he asked robot insect boy ANT if he would drum. the dude said yes i will do it, obviously not knowing what he was letting himself in for. also whilst at the pub some puff called cube (stupid name what kinda screwed up parents name their kid after a shape) said i want to play bass and i was like yeh ok cool (cube is already a member of maths on tuesday) and KRM was formed. who can say what the future holds for KRM all we know is that its not a record deal.
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