why are all the girls that fancy me underage?
why are all their bra sizes 22A?
chorus 1
i just want an older chick
someone that will suck my dick
im sick of all these 12 year olds
come up to me and point at my hair
all i want is an 18 year old
wouldnt have to do everything shes told
verse 2
why are all the girls that fancy me overweight?
why are all their mothers so much more appealing?
chorus 2
i just want a thinner chick
someone that wont crush my dick
im sick of all these 6 ton hoes
they can barely fit in their clothes
i just want an average girl
someone that wont make me hurl