| captain eat | ||||
| captain eats real name is richard and he has stupid long ginger girl hair. he lives in the ghetto and as his code-name suggests he cant stop eating which is why he is a fat knacker, weighing in at just under 14 stone. he plays the guitar in the band and writes what he likes to call 'the songs'. his guitar has 5 strings though and is a bit gay because it is actually his sisters. his favourite bands are things such as busta rhymes, so solid crew and fagot 80's bands like the cure. his passtimes include looking through peoples bathroom windows and making ag pay for stuff he wants. QUOTE "wheres the explosions?" and "<insert something sarcastic and offensive here>" |
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