These were written quite a few months ago and have been lying on my hard drive ever since. Thought I might as well share them.

The very first Captain of Voyager

Was destined to love her Maquis First Officer

So fate lent a hand

Flung them far from homeland

But they still won't admit it to each other.

When Kathryn was in a great hurry

She accidentally ran into Chakotay

Down they both fell

In a heap all pell mell

But she forgave him when he bought her a coffee

When the Captain and First Officer kissed

Not a sound could be heard on the bridge

But with one single action

A great deal of rations

Were transferred all over the ship.

Tuvok the Vulcan, had no emotions

But clearly was able to see

That the Captain and Chuckles

Were certainly lovers

Interfere? Oh no not he.

But when the Captain and Chuckles

Got caught in a shuttle

Something just had to be done

So Tuvok the Vulcan

Asked if they'd come

And see him at the end of the day!