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I WANNA BE A BEAR :)
I wanna be a bear... You hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. You birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTSthat you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup..... I wanna be a bear.
WHY CATS ARE BETTER THEN MEN.....:
A CAT always hits the litter box.
No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a party.
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not
funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
stuff up when you're not home.
5. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
6. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
8.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ? EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!
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