Phil's Reverse Show-and-Tell

Normally, Rauscher digs through her attic to get props to go with the stories. Now Phil has gotten into Raucher's attic (okay, okay, eBay -- which is just as full of strange, useless junk) to find a bunch of random items. Now he'll make up a story to go with them, sort of like Madlibs, though it looks more like that thing in Highlights, to teach little kids to read. Anyway, today's story is . . .

Moby Elbow

Call me

. I sailed aboard the Enterprise

with my best friend

. The captain of the ship was Mohammed

. He was crazy, because he wanted to get revenge on a horse

named Moby Elbow. We sailed around the whole galaxy

looking for this horse

, but we couldn't find him. We met lots of other spaceship

s, and some of them had seen Moby Elbow. Meanwhile we caught lots of other horse

s and I had lots of fun (wink wink) cutting them up and cleaning them out and boiling them and lots of other nasty stuff. One time my friend

thought he was going to die and made himself a fork

, but luckily he didn't die. Some of us wanted to go home to Uganda

, but Mohammed wouldn't let us. We were going to catch the horse

! One day we finally saw Moby Elbow, and set out on bicycle

s to get him. We did this for two days, but the horse

kept smashing our bicycle

s. On the third day he smashed all our bicycle

s, and even the spaceship

! A big

was created and everyone else got sucked in and died. But I grabbed

and was saved. I was later picked up by another spaceship

and went home to marry Mohammed

Note: You, too can contribute! Send me weird pictures (or URLs) to put into stories. eBay is good for objects (kidneys, children, whatever), Yahoo!News is good for people, and ditto.com is full of pictures.

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