On the second day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.

On the third day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.

On the fourth day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Four dead informants,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.

On the fifth day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Five "Travelers" rings!
Four dead informants,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.

On the sixth day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Six frozen ova,
Five "Travelers" rings!
Four dead informants,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.

On the seventh day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Seven fish a-swimming,
Six frozen ova,
Five "Travelers" rings!
Four dead informants,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.

On the eighth day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Eight yeti sightings,
Seven fish a-swimming,
Six frozen ova,
Five "Travelers" rings!
Four dead informants,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.

On the ninth day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Nine fake crop circles,
Eight yeti sightings,
Seven fish a-swimming,
Six frozen ova,
Five "Travelers" rings!
Four dead informants,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.

On the tenth day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Ten Texas sheriffs,
Nine fake crop circles,
Eight yeti sightings,
Seven fish a-swimming,
Six frozen ova,
Five "Travelers" rings!
Four dead informants,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.

On the eleventh day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Eleven Pipers piping,
Ten Texas sheriffs,
Nine fake crop circles,
Eight yeti sightings,
Seven fish a-swimming,
Six frozen ova,
Five "Travelers" rings!
Four dead informants,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.

On the twelfth day of X-mas my partner gave to me
Twelve packs of Morleys,
Eleven Pipers piping,
Ten Texas sheriffs,
Nine fake crop circles,
Eight yeti sightings,
Seven fish a-swimming,
Six frozen ova,
Five "Travelers" rings!
Four dead informants,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two smoking guns,
And a Mulder stuck up in a tree.