This beast, while at first perhaps frightening in aspect, is a kind and gentle creature at heart. Alas for the poor Lobster Maiden. She is at home in neither land nor sea nor air, but spends her days pining for true love and frappuccinos.

This foul person, on the other hand, is scheming to take over the world via a mind-control drug mixed with whipped cream. Note her evil glowing eyes, and the way the black hole of her heart sucks in visible light. (Artist's interpretation. Your mileage may vary.)

Images of actual people courtesy of myself (Katie Mackowski) and Diandra Lucia. Other images from internet, manipulated by me. (c) 5/5/03.

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