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| Here's some weird story/prediction things my friends and I have come up with while playing 'Scenarios' with our special, magical, and really weird cards. Weird stuff - Whenever there's mention of coffee, Jessie's selected - Whenever Jessie runs over, beats up, or pushes someone off the Matterhorn, it's always Buzz Predicted Things - Jessie's obsessed with coffee - She also has a motorcycle - Zurg's invinciable! He's been short-circuited atleast 5 times! - Whenever we kill the Prospector, he always comes back, too. - The green army men are spirits that can be called upon to take revenge on people - Whenever somebody dies, they get buried in someone else's grave for some reason - Buzz "shall not eat a potato." - Slinky does the voice of Tom Marrow at Inventions in Disneyland - Everybody has a British cousin that has a name that is one letter less than their own (like Oody, Uzz, Essie, except Al's is Earl) - Their British cousins are all professional assasians - Except Earl's a mall security guard - Bullseye has a transmitter attached to his head so he can talk - They sell Chocolate Covered Wheezys at Disneyland (Mmm, chocolate covered plastic!) Places senarios have taken place - Pizza planet ("We really need some coffee, especially this person...") - a lingerie store ("How do I look in this?") - the Haunted Mansion (where the grave prections came from) - the area around the Rivers of America at Disneyland (mostly about people falling in the water, and Hamm shooting Buzz's canoe) - 7-11 (Where Jessie's true love was the aliens) - the Matterhorn (Jessie pushed Buzz off it) - a graveyard (where Jessie came riding in on her motorcycle) - some weird movie about Prince Bullseye getting captured and Buzz, Jessie, and some other heroes had to save him ("They were following this person's footsteps," Jessie," and they realized they were going in circles...") |
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