I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, and you are?
For more than seven years I have been known throughout the world as a hero. Tackling on a day to day basis the undead, demons, and attempting to live a normal life in a simple town called Synnydale.
Unbenowths to my mother, who made us move here, Sunnydale is not your ordinary town. It is a place with mystical powers of evil forces. Something called "The Hellmouth", one of many across the world. That wasn't on the brochure. I, though not alone on my quest to fight the forces of darkness, must battle evil and keep up a normal life. This is not an easy task for me.
I'll never have a normal life. Though the great thing about being a Slayer is that kicking ass is comfort food.
Paradise V.S. Hell.
The children will be emersed in the battle against the forces of darkness who are trying to take over the world. This playground is created for the kids who like to save world on a daily basis and have no problem getting dirty.
The construction of this masterful headquarters of the Scoobies will be made of unbreakable but soft plastic. Also imflamable in case the children have to deal with imaginary dragons lurking about. It will obtain three floors, stairs to go up and a pole to slide down.
With vibrant colors and peacful surroundings evil will stay far away from it but when they do try to tresspass the kids can use the built in water guns to them off.
My mission is simple, yeah right. I'm the girl in all the world who will stop the evil blah blah blah. The first thing you must know about being in Sunnydale is that you are always at least two feet away from a cemetery where ever you stand in Sunnydale.
Crypt plus vampire equals bad! Vampires like to hang there a lot. At night it's not a good thing to be around a cemetery. Usually it's when the vampires rise from their graves and seek blood from poor innocent humans like yourself. I do my homework, as a Slayer in cemeteries. I beat people up. Well, dead people at least. My mother is so proud.
If you by some chance happen to be walking outside in Sunnydale at night watch out for anything that doesn't look human. Though some vampires lure their victims using their human face as a disguise. Might as well run away from any human. Don't talk to anybody or you might wind up being eaten like our principals. And watch where you are going. Sometimes I wish people wouldn't leave open graves lying around. It's not pleasant to fall into one.
It's an adventure, great, but for me it's destiny. It's something I can't escape, something I can't change. I'm stuck.
