| AUSTIN AND MANDO |
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| What Austin sees when she thinks about workbooks |
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| This is the story of Mrs. Austin and Ms. Mayo a.k.a. Mando. The story begins in Tokyo, Japan on a road by a nuclear power plant in 1984. A truck driver driving a tanker truck filled with mayonaise swerved slamming into a another driver carrying a load of Paso a Paso books(a spanish textbook). The resulting explosion blew up the power plant creating a mass of mayonaise, paso a paso books, and nuclear fuel rods. This mass mutated into a large person with a triple chin and 20 rolls. She uses her rolls to crush things, move around, and many other things. Austin was created when a scientist dropped a Glencoe algebra workbook into a vat of nuclear waste in Japan 168 years ago. In 1986 they moved to Jamestown, North Carolina where they became teachers. They still continue their reign of terror. |
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| Austin's Lair of Evilness, JMS! |
| Both Austin and Mayo(Mando) work at JMS an evil slave camp posing a School. Mando resides in a crappy mobile while Austin has the luxuries of a spacious classroom filled with her precious workbooks and overhead. |
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| An evil Glecoe Text Book! |
| Austin, who has no life outside JMS besides grading, loves Glencoe Work and Text Books. Also, instead of sleeping she grades. After a hard days work of yelling at kids she looks forward to a nice grade. Being 168, she takes some time off her busy schedule for a midday grade. |
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| Paso a Paso Text Book |
| Mayo(Mando) has a similar love of text books, hers being for Paso a Paso spanish language text books. While Austin loves grading Mando loves eating. Because of this she is huge. Her eating habits haved caused her to subsequently need 6 pacemakers each the size of a VW Bug. |
