Serena standing alone on a platform, clutching a bishie-ball
(To catch them is my real test, to glomp them is my cause...)
Serena catching Duo, then glomping him and Duo turning bright red
(I will travel across the land, searching far and wide,)
Serena trekking up a mountain pulling an embarrased looking Duo after her on a rope. She stops and looks around then points down into a valley filled with flocks of wild Mamorus
(These Bish�nen to molest the man that lurks inside.)
Another Duo glomp... HeHeHe
(Bish�nen...gotta catch 'em all!!)
Serena gives the V-salute
( It's you and me... )
Duo walking and Serena jumps on his back piggy back ride style
(I know it's my destiny)
Serena watching Duo fight with a Kenshin, and obviously enjoying it
(Bish�nen...Oh..you're my obsession,)
Serena sitting on her bed, reading Bishonen information
(and I'm gonna complete my harem, I betcha!)
Serena dreaming about possible catches...Mmmmmm...
(Bish�nen...gotta catch 'em all!! )
Duo and his Bishie-ball, Duo gives the V-salute
(A face so cute--and a nice butt, too!)
Serena dreams about Duo's um.. assets
(You glomp me and I'll glomp you! Bish�nen!)
Serena glomps Duo, and to her suprise, Duo glomps Serena
(Gotta Catch 'Em All! Gotta Catch 'Em All! BI-SH�N-EN!)
The Bishonen logo comes up, with Serena and Duo underneath, giving the V-salute
"Serena!" Duo had just gotten out of the shower.
"What Duo?! What do you want NOW?!"
"I can't do my braid because I hurt!"
"Grrrrr...", I said under my breath. This was really getting old. I stormed out of my room, down the hall, and into Duo's room. "I'm not your gentle-waiting-woman ya kn - uhh...", I melted and hit the floor as a puddle.
"Oh man! What did I do now?"
I solidified and opened my eyes to look at him again : he was in a towel. Fin. Period. *drool* (Get a hold of yourself Serena! Hentai! Shut-up Duo! It's my fic... Note : Duo speaks in bold.) You could see the nasty slash the Kenshin had given him on his upper right arm. "Uhhh... What did you want me to do?"
I looked slightly up, into his eyes. By a stroke of luck, I had caught one of the taller of the species. That was most likely why he was alone when I found him, his herd had abandoned him because they thought something was wrong with him. I didn't know for sure, Duo didn't talk about his past.
"Braid my hair please", He gave me a grin and pointed at his head. He obviously knew this was torturing me, and he was enjoying it.
"Don't you want to put some clothes on first?" Please say you will, I silently begged.
"Good point..." He picked up some jeans and went into the bathroom. I sighed in relief. I had tried to capture a Chibi-Kenshin a week earlier. I had been losing, and the Kenshin was about to finish me off. I had told Duo to keep out of it, but his braid must have been too tight. He jumped in at the last second, pushed me out of the way, and got grazed by the blade. I'm a big softie so I babied him, and man, did I regret it. I had had to do just about everything for him the past week. Duo walked back in.
"Better?", he asked.
"Yeah", I motioned for him to sit down on the bed. He handed me his brush and rubber-band and I got to work. It was very relaxing. I was about halfway through when I realized he had been braiding his own hair fine all week. I also remebered how protective of his hair he was, and how he hadn't let anyone touch it, even me, until now. I blushed.
When I was finished I turned and attempted to leave in hurry. Duo caught me by the wrist and I cursed under my breath, Duo didn't notice.
"Where are you going? I haven't thanked you...", he gave me one of those famous "I'm - Duo - Maxwell - And - I'm - A - Demon - Aren't - I - ?" grins. I blushed again, I knew what was coming, I wasn't that stupid. Keeping a hold of my wrist, Duo pulled me closer and put his arms around my waist while I tried to stop grinning like an idiot. We were at least 6 millimeters away from kissing when Brian came in without knocking.
"Serena, I've been looking ever - WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING WITH MY SISTER?!!!"
Brian had not taken to Duo very well in the 2 and a half weeks since I had caught him, in fact, Brian hated him. Brian was always trying to get Duo blamed for something or trying to start a fight with him. However, unluckily for Brian, Duo had reflexes like a cat. He had pushed me away to a respectable distance and recovered himself enough to plaster the patented Maxwell Innocence look on his face. I was still slightly dazed though and had sat down. Duo set about handling the situation.
"What's up Brian?", he asked suavely.
"You know damn well what's up braid-boy!", Bri was fuming. (Hey!!Jerk.)
"Uhhh... No? Crumph-sshheigh" I could tell that Duo had just about cracked a couple of ribs trying to stop from laughing.
"Go to hell...", Brian grumbled. He turned on his heel and stormed downstairs. Duo and I collapsed on the floor laughing, listening to the sound of Bri and Kat talking downstairs.
"Duo?", I asked.
"Yeah Serena?"
"They're doubtlessly talking about us, they're not stupid. I think we should get ready to go hunting and leave so that we're not here when the shit hits the fan."
"Good point..."
Much Later...
We had been stalking the Chibi-Quatre for 3 hours. The forest was hotter than usual and I could tell it was hard on Duo. That black priest getup had to be broiling hot, but he hadn't said a word. I mentally shrugged, whatever blew his skirt up, figuratively speaking.
"Let's rest here, the Quatre stopped just up ahead. You need to rest and get comfortable so you can fight him."
"What?! I thought, but you said, but I'm... Awww man!", Duo stared incredulously.
"I think you are perfectly capable of handling a Chibi-Quatre, aren't you? Don't be a weenie, you can take him.", I smiled reassuringly. "Granted, he is a little bigger than most Quatres, but you were bigger than most Duos. It shouldn't be too hard. I'll be there if you really need me."
Duo still was not happy. "But I'm hurt."
I looked him over,"You're healing nicely, a little training excersise won't kill you."
Duo gulped,"Training excersise?"
"Duo", I said,"you haven't actually fought in a battle before", I dug around in HammerSpace and produced another katana,"So, let's practice before you go out there and get your ass kicked because you don't believe in yourself. K?" I gave him the katana.
"Whatever."
I waited for Duo to put the katana on. When he was finished, I drew mine, pointed it at him and issued the challenge,"Duo Maxwell, I challenge you!"
"Let's go!", he grinned devilishly.
We fought our way back and forth across the grass, hacking, slashing, parrying, lunging, thrusting and the like. I had expected Duo to be good, but not this good. He was wearing me out quicker than I had expected. I knew if I didn't do something soon, I would lose. Then, the oppurtunity hit me, when Duo thrusted to either side, he noticeably leaned in that direction. Duo thrusted to the right, so I moved forward and shoved him to the right. CRASH! I whirled around and brought the katana point to the side of his throat. "I win", I said softly.
Duo's face changed from a concentrating type frown to a huge grin. "Look down", he said, still grinning. (I went easy on her. Yeah right.)
I did, his katana was less than an inch away from my stomach. "Okay, so it's a draw."
Duo nodded. I offered my hand to help him up and pulled him to his feet. "Do you think you can take the Quatre now?"
Duo nodded again. I took the katana from him and put it back in HammerSpace, then, we continued on the trail.
In a short while we had come to the clearing. We watched from the safety of the brush as the Chibi-Quatre lay on his back eating an apple. "He's not really ready for us is he?"Duo said.
"No, he's not."
"Kinda oblivious isn't he?" Duo pointed out.
"Yes, he sure is...", I had figured the Quatre would be out of it, so I got a bishie-ball ready to throw. Unfortunately, Duo had other plans. He jumped straight into the clearing, produced a pistol out of nowhere, and shot the apple clean out of the Quatre's hand. The Quatre passed out. (Go! Me!)
Duo jumped into the air and gave the V-salute,"Yeessss! I win!"
I sweatdropped. I tapped the unconcious Quatre on the head softly with the ball. He dissappeared and went inside.
"Come on Serena, admit it!"
"Admit what? That you're a fool?" I let the full-size and incredibly cute Quatre back out, he was still unconcious so I caught him and laid him down.
"No... That that, was the coolest thing, you have ever seen."
I fanned poor Quatre, getting angrier every second,"I've seen cooler, I've seen stupider too!! What in the hell where you thinking dammit! I oughta get the scissors and fix your wagon good!!"
Duo's eyes got really large. He grabbed his braid protectively and ran off into the woods.
"Heh, that fixed it just as good as the real cutting would have", I said to the still out cold Quatre.
Still Later...
I sat with his head in my lap for at least an hour. When he finally came around, he was slightly dazed. "Where's the Duo wih the gun!?" he asked me, plainly upset and frightened.
"In the woods, scared of me."
"Really, are you positive? If you are, I want to stick with you. I might get some protection then." Quatre glomped me.
I laughed. He was so sweet. So unlike *cough* Duo *cough*(Hey! Serena! It's true...). I decided Quatre would stay. However, I had to find Duo first. I took out Duo's Bishie-ball, jet black with a golden cross, and threw it into the air. It took off at breakneck speed into the dusk. I grabbed Quatre by the hand, pretended not to see him blush, and raced off after the ball. We followed it until it came to a stop over the sleeping form of Duo, curled up under a tree. The ball came back to me and I put Duo in it. Then I took out Quatre's ball, sand colored with a red button, and told him to get in it.
"But why?" he asked.
"It's easier this way, besides we've all had a big day and you two are my responsibility, so get in the ball and rest like Duo please", I silently begged him not to argue with me, I really wasn't in the mood. Quatre got my point and did as I asked. I whipped out my DT and set it for home. Beep!Beep!Beep!
At Home...
"Serena-chan!!!! Where have you been! We were really worried!" Kat was frantic.
"Jeeze... You act more like my mother everyday... Scary", I said. Kat got quiet quickly.
"Where's braid-boy? Did you finally get rid of him?" Brian asked me. I raised my eyebrow at him and took out Duo's bishie-ball. "Oh...", he responded and walked off grumbling. I gave Kat a hug and told her to fix us some dinner.
"Us?" she asked.
"Yeah, Duo, Quatre, and I. No da!"
Kat rolled her eyes,"Not another one."
"You'll like this one, promise." I went upstairs to my room and checked the balls. Quatre was asleep and Duo was awake. I went to Duo's room, rummaged around in HammerSpace and procured a bed for Quatre. I opened Quatre's ball and released him to let him sleep on the bed. I went back to my room to be alone, opened Duo's ball and let him out. He appeared on the bed with an expression I had never seen on him before. He looked at me and said,"I'm sorry you're right it was stupid I shouldn't have done it please forgive me I don't want you to be mad at me anymore PLEASE!"
He stopped there because he finally noticed his sentences were running together. He had taken a breath to start saying it over again when I sweatdropped and said,"Just shut-up will you?"
He looked at me and said,"Oh-kay".
I smiled and sat down next to him, then glomped him. He didn't complain when I heard a noise that sounded suspiciously like ribs cracking. He did complain however, when Quatre came in, saw Duo, and glomped me.
"Hey! I was getting the attention!"
"Kat says it's time for dinner", said Quatre. It was kind of muffled though since he had hidden his face in my back.
Duo immediately forgot his complaints,"Alright! I hope it's as good as yesterday's!"
I sweatdropped as Duo left the room winking devilishly at me. (HeHeHe!)
"Oi!" I said.
"I could play my violin for you", said Quatre shyly.
"Why don't you play it for all of us at dinner Quatre? After all, they say that music can calm the most savage beast, and I suppose that includes Duo."
Quatre laughed.
