Serena standing alone on a platform, clutching a bishie-ball
(To catch them is my real test, to glomp them is my cause...)
Serena catching Duo, then glomping him and Duo turning bright red
(I will travel across the land, searching far and wide,)
Serena trekking up a mountain pulling an embarrased looking Duo after her on a rope. She stops and looks around then points down into a valley filled with flocks of wild Mamorus
(These Bish�nen to molest the man that lurks inside.)
Another Duo glomp... HeHeHe
(Bish�nen...gotta catch 'em all!!)
Serena gives the V-salute
( It's you and me... )
Duo walking and Serena jumps on his back piggy back ride style
(I know it's my destiny)
Serena watching Duo fight with a Rurouni, and obviously enjoying it
(Bish�nen...Oh..you're my obsession,)
Serena sitting on her bed, reading Bishonen information
(and I'm gonna complete my harem, I betcha!)
Serena dreaming about possible catches...Mmmmmm...
(Bish�nen...gotta catch 'em all!! )
Duo and his Bishie-ball, Duo gives the V-salute
(A face so cute--and a nice butt, too!)
Serena dreams about Duo's um.. assets
(You glomp me and I'll glomp you! Bish�nen!)
Serena glomps Duo, and to her suprise, Duo glomps Serena
(Gotta Catch 'Em All! Gotta Catch 'Em All! BI-SH�N-EN!)
The Bishonen logo comes up, with Serena and Duo underneath, giving the V-salute
I was so happy, I ran all the way home. I couldn't wait to catch my first one. I almost bust the door to splinters in my rush to get inside and up the stairs. Kat called out in alarm, jumping about 3 feet in the air from the sound of the door being smashed, "Serena-chan! What the HELL is wrong with you?!" Brian raised his eyebrow at Kat and murmured something about jumping at a pin drop.
Ignoring them, and safe in my room, I dropped my cumbersome burden on the bed. "Congratulations!" The packages' title screamed at my eyes. My fingers itched to open it : so I did ;P. Out of the package fell my newest, most prized possesions. I had waited 6 years for this moment, and my breath caught in my throat. It was my Trainer's License, my Trainer's badge, instructions on how to get together a uniform, a Bisho-dex, a DT (dimension tuner), a belt, 10 Bishie-balls*snicker* and my weapons of choice, a katana (japanese sword) to be worn on my back and a Schmack-O-Matic. By this time Kat had huffed her way up the stairs, "I said, 'What the HELL IS WRONG WI' - oh! So, they finally got around to sending you your stuff did they?"
"Yeah, they sure did", I answered breathlessley. My fingers were itching again. "Kat?"
"Yes, Sichotick?" (say it like it sounds)
"Can you help me come up with a uniform?"
"You know I don't have any sense of style whatever...", She mushroom sighed.
"Dammit! Just tell me what looks good!"
Thirty Minutes Later...
"I think that'll work Serena", Kat eyed me up and down. "That getup there'll make any bishie's kawaii heart go pitter-pat."
I looked at her with my eyebrow raised.
"Uhhhh... Er... Hormones I mean, hormones go pitter-pat", she sweatdropped and corrected herself. Kat then left to fix dinner since I can't cook and neither can Bri (he's my brother, and Kat's boyfriend *giggle*).
I turned and looked in the mirror, and giggled.
My uniform was perfect. A dark green, dark blue and white plaid skirt that went a little past the middle of my upper thighs, a white short-sleeve shirt open to expose a dark blue bodysuit underneath, knee high, tight, black leather boots, and a leather jacket. I sighed to myself, I'd have a bishie in no time... I went downstairs for dinner and ate. Then, I came back upstairs, got ready for bed and went to sleep because I knew I have some hard work to do tomorow.
The Next Morning... Early... ewww...
I woke up. It was 4:30 AM. I curled my upper lip and said,"Ewwwwwww......!!!"
Since I knew I couldn't go back to sleep now, I made my game plan. Today I would catch my very first Bishonen, and he would be unbelievably-completely-incredibly-FINE! Because a trainer's first is very special, I decided I would let the ones I didn't want yet, walk, unless they were a rare type. I got on my uniform and pinned on the badge. I put the Dex and DT in my backpack along with drinks, sandwiches and chocolate (never leave home without it). I strapped on the katana, stuck the balls to the belt and put that on, then I put on my backpack.
Then it was time for operation Get-Out-Of-House-Without-Kat-Or-Brian-Knowing-And-Catch-A-Fine-Bishie-Specimen. I went out the window into the growing dawn. In the backyard, I took out my DT and programmed it for the Gundam Wing Universal Sector because I had a fairly good idea of my first catch. The DT beeped 3 times - Beep!Beep!Beep! and the next thing I knew I was in a peaceful forest on the edge of a clearing. I looked around and saw 2 chibi-bishies walking together. I, being the intelligent Bishie person that I am, dove behind the nearest bush. I pointed the Dex at them and it promptly told me that one was of the Trowa species and the other of the Quatre. I watched their fascinating habits for a bit, but decided that I didn't want either as my first so I crept away without alerting them. If I had let them know, they would have told every bishie they came across. That is NOT good.
Later...
Still no luck. I stopped to eat lunch. After I was done, I picked up everything and left. To amuse myself on the trek, I sang,"Oh where, oh where is my fine Bishonen? Oh where, oh where can he be?" A rustling in the bushes to the right caught my attention. I forced myself to keep walking and singing, however, nothing I did could slow my heartbeat. The hunt was on! I knew what that rustle meant, I was being FOLLOWED, most likely by a bishie who had been caught up in my getup. Ahhh... The subtle art of seduction... I was the hunter, the bishie, the hunted.
I walked into a clearing and whirled around while drawing my katana. I took mental stock of my surroundings, and where all my items for battle were. All of a sudden, I saw a pair of round, cobalt blue eyes looking at me through the brush. Ah-ha! I whipped out the Dex and pointed it at the eyes, a feminine voice said," A Duo Maxwell, genus Gudamuswingus, species Shinigamius. "Hmmm, just what I was looking for!" I said to no one in particular.
The eyes followed my movements as I slowly sheathed the blade with a hiss of steel and brought my hands around to where the eyes could see them. "Come out, I won't hurt you", I murmured to the eyes. The eyes closed slowly and seemed to dissappear into the bushes. Out of the bushes came a Chibi-Duo. It was covered in leaves and mud, it's braid was tangled and matted. Resisting the urge to run at him, pick him up and hug him to death, I couldn't help but admire it's brilliant use of camoflauge. Since it was obviously very wild, extremely intelligent, and completely independant, I reached for the Schmack-O-Matic (just in case), a Bishie-ball and some food. I slowly walked towards the Duo, concealing the S-O-M and ball, offering the food. The Duo looked at me with his beautiful eyes and then at the food. "Wow! CHEETOS!!" cried the Duo. I sweatdropped.
After he finished his cheetos, the Duo looked up at me and reached up. "What now?" I asked. I was really tired.
"You're pretty," said the Duo.
I blushed. He kept looking at me. I serrupticiously reached to my belt for a ball. I got up and backed up. Duo didn't suspect a thing. "Bishonen-ball! Go!"
The Duo was enveloped in a blue light and was captured in the ball. The ball returned to my hand and I let Duo, my first bishie and already my favorite, out. He came out in his full grown form, clean and with a slight grin on his face. "I was wondering when you'd get it over with".
I wiped my drool off with the back of my hand and glomped him. "I can't breathe", gasped Duo.
"Oops, sorry", I apologized shyly. I released him from the suffocating glomp.
"Name?" asked Duo, getting his breath back.
"Serena", I said.
"That's very pretty."
I blushed - again. "Jeeze Duo, take it easy, we just met! Let's go home shall we?"
"Lead on Serena", said Duo, grinning mischeviously.
I whipped out the DT and set it to take us home, I grabbed onto Duo and we were on our way.
Later At Home...
"Hidey-Ho!!!!" cried Duo the second he stepped in the door.
"Oi! Wise-ass!"
"Yes, Serena?"
"Chill-out and shut-up will ya?" He had jabbered all the way through the dimension leap.
"I'll try..."
"Close enough..." I mushroom sighed. Brian and Kat were in the kitchen. Kat's jaw dropped as Duo's braid slapped Brian in the face.
"Punk", said Brian.
"BRIAN!" I reprimanded him.
"Yeah, yeah...", he grumbled.
"Sorry man", said Duo. Brian raised his eyebrow. I glomped Duo protectively.
"Uhh... Brian, Kat, this is Duo." I laughed nervously. Unfortunately, Duo had already made an interesting impression.
"Hidey-Ho!" cried Duo again.
~*~I Sweatdropped~*~
