I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your a**
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Hilarious Couplets
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration?
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real bad person to put me down

Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space


I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime


I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming


My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way!


My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"


Look at those eyes, look at that face,
good God, someone, hand me my mace!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.

After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes


Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not


I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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A collection of poems all expressing my individuality. Marking my achievements and my demise. I write most of these poems, and I have experianced the composure in each sonnet. Thoughtfully and carefully hand picked by me. I love to wrote poems when I have a feeling. My elegies are not forced writings. They are a motivation of feelings. Each of these are everyday things I encounter.
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Secretly

I
feel your presence when I walk into the room.
When I see you it just makes my heart bloom.
Our eyes lock glazes.
Your stare is so amazing...
Secretly Im wanting you
And Im hoping you want me too.
I cant wait to get next to you.
But I see the way you flirt with the other girls too.
I'll never have a chance
If only I were brave enough to take a stance.
Proclaim my secret love to you.
Secretly Im wanting you
And Im hoping you want me too...
Sometimes in my daydreams I think about your hands caressing my skin.
And sweet butterfly kisses on my chin.
But thats not the only butterflies I get from you.
I get them in my stomach when you smile at me.
I think about cooking for you and our kids, secretly.
Sometimes I bump into you conviently
Just to feel your warmth.
Those casually touches when we talk all of a sudden turn to wild fantasies
Of giving you pleasure till you drop to your knese.
Secretly Im wanting you,
And Im hoping you want me too.
Those teasing touches or flirting conversations do not help subdue my crush.
Your playful stares do not help that much.
Secretly Im wanting you,
And Im praying you want me too
~Kassie
Talk About

Yea I hear you talking about me.
Your laughter and gestures I see.
Obviously, you cant handle people who are diffrent.
Thats ok I'll just be smitten
If the people in the world were made to be perfect.
The world would certainly be a wreck.
But we are not all perfect nor look the same.
We all act diffrent some a little insane.
But I am human none the less.
And judge me not or take a guess.
And try to figure me out?
Is that what your all about?
My brotha' you must have alot of freetime.
To sit and talk about people you dont know, I consider that a crime.
So what if Im crazy, act stupid or dumb?
You have no clue where Im coming from.
Didn't a famous man once say; "Who has not sin cast the first stone."?
Do you not read that book at home?
Obviously not.
Ok so I dont act all classy and sophisticated like you do.
Maybe Im not all that cool.
But I have things to do.
And talking about people is not included.
Im grounded and rooted
In my morals.
Continue to do the things you want.
The things you do now will come back to haunt.
Cause youll have a bad day, without a doubt
And also be talked about.
~Kassie Edwards
Burning Inside


There is a light inside of me.
It burns so bright for all to see.
It�s in the way I walk, the way I dress.
It�s ok if my hair is a mess.
`Cause I still have the light.
And if my head isn�t right.
My light still burns bright.
When I walk by, I turn all the heads.
They all want to see what�s good with me.
I tell them it�s my light.
My light can make people do crazy things.
See the gifts they bring?
Doors opened, men are mannerly.
It�s because of my light you see.
No, I don�t have them under a spell.
This light I have is not from hell.
It comes from my smile.
The confidence I gain in knowing that I am burning inside.
My fuel will never run out.
My light will never hide.
No one can hurt my pride.
How can you get this light?
If I tell you, mine wont burn as bright.
~Kassie
                                Whoa

Walk up in the club, every eye is on me.
I feel a little flushed and I smile with glee.
Blow a kiss to the bartender.
He's already got my drink in the blender.
The guys pull up next to me wanting to buy my drink.
I give �em a wink
They�ve fallen under my woe
I'm not like every ho.
I�ll have your man saying whoa.
Ok I'm ready to dance.
Got your man in a trance.
DJ does a double take
�What should I play for you baby�
I don�t care as long as its got me shaky.
Shake my hips from left to right.
It�s a wild ass night.
Got his hands on my waist.
Lets go back to my place.
Kiss me here, kiss me there
Then give me that sexy glare.
Got him saying whoa.
�You a dime piece ma.�
Oh yea make sure you keep up pa.
Ok, so we�ve cooled down now.
His face is saying wow.
His lips are saying whoa.
�You not like them other hoes�
Get it right I�m never a hoe.
I just like to make men say WHOA.

Kassie
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