BUMPER STICKERS

Constipated People Don't give a shit!

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself!

Don't drink and park, Accidents cause People!

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.

My kid got your Honour Roll Student pregnant!

Thank you for Pot smoking.

To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing!

If at first you don't succeed.. blame someone else and seek counselling!

If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried!

Horn broken... watch for finger.

If your Not a hemmoroid, get off my ass!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!

I have the body of a god.... Buddha

This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

So many pedestrians... So little time.

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE: Plant A Man.

Eagles May Soar, but weasels don't get stuck in jet engines.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

You! Out of The Gene Pool!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

Where are We going and why am I in this handbasket?

If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Necrophilia: The Uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one

Bodly Going Nowhere

Cat: The Other White Meat

Baby: The Other Other White Meat

Heart Attacks: God's revenge for eating his little animal friends.

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired out a car window.

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?