Read It
taste karna BHOOL Gaye...
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Dil se ek ishq ki application
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
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Nazar mein to kia hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...
Ho gayi galti humse click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki pawah chodo ban jaao mere spouse
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Tumse mila main kal to mere dil
main hua ek sound
Lekin aaj mili to kehti hai: file not found
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Ab aur
kaho na tum
BUT
ya IF
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gift
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Par dil ke computer main nahi hai enough disk space
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Gher se nikalti ho jab pehen ke evening gown
Too many request se ho jata hai server down
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Tumhara intezar karte karte main so gaya
Yeh dekho mere connection time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhari jaise chalti ho koi cat
What is ur
MSN ADDRESS aao karein chat------------------------------------------
Tum jab se meri zindagi main aayi ho ban ke female
Yaad raha na kuch na postman na e-mail
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Tumhare
liye pyar ki application create karonga
Tum use deburg karma main wait karonga
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Main tumhain pyar kyun karo tum nahi ho ash
Phir bhi dekh ke tum ko mere system ho jaate hai crash
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kyon chalti hai pawan
>because of evoporation
>
>kyon jhoome hai gagan
>because of earth's revolution
>
>kyon machalta hai mann
>because of excessive respiration
>
>na tum janno na hum
>but i just gave all the answers
>
>kyon aati hai bahar
>because of change in season
>
>kyon lutata hai kaarar
>becuase of mental tension
>
>kyon hota hai pyaar
>because of fatal attraction
>
>na tum janno na hum
>like i said these are all science phenomena
>
>kyon gum hai har disha
>because u have lost the sense of direction
>
>kyon hota hai nasha
>because of drug addiction
>
>poor chap hrithik...being this much ignorant-filmline is the
>only career
Tera Imac Jaisa Badan,
Pentium Jaisi Chaal Ka Main Diwana Ho Gaya Hoon.
Tum Hi To Meri Zindagi Ka UPS Ho.
Jab Se Tumhe Apne Dream.Com Par Download Kiya Hai,
Meri Puri Zindagi Hi Reboot Ho Gayee Hai.
Pehle To Main Ghanton Baar Chatroom Mein
Pretty_Girl Aur Cute_Face Ko Dhoondta Rehta Tha
Par Jabse Tum Ek Virus Ki Tarah Mere Rom/Ram Mein Sama Gayee Ho,
Mere To Dil Ki Drive Hi Format Hogaya Hai.
Ab To Life.Net Mein Ek Hi Applet Ka Hyper-Link Hai
Aur Woh Jaata Hai Seedhe Mydreamgirl.Com Par,
Yaani Ki Tumhare Paas.
Main To Tumhare Server Ka Client Ho Gaya Hoon,
Aur SNA Ho Ya ATM, Kisi Bhi Network Se Tumhen Capture Kar Loonga.
Man To Chahta Hai Ki Saare TCP/IP PROTOCOL Todkar Ek Packet Ki Tarah
Tumhare Application Layer Mein Apne Presentation Layer Ka Session Khol Doon.
Tumhare Liye Main C To Kya, C++ Bhi Paar Kar Doonga
Aur Cobra Ho Ya Corba, Sab Ko Khatam Kar Doonga.
Oops! Tum Meri Ho Jao.
Meri Sweetdreams.Org Ki Rani, Tumhen
To Main Is Jahan Ke Kisi Bhi Frame Se Dhoond Loonga.
Meri Pixel, Pixel Tumhare Pyar Ka Ikraar Karta Hai......
Tumhari Animation Bhari Image Ko Maine Mpeg, Jpeg Sab Mein Save Kar Diya Hai
Aur Tumhari Aavaz Ko Din Bhar Winamp Par Sunta Rehta Hoon.
Kaash Mere Pyar Ka Program Run Ho Jaaye
Aur Mhare 'Not Responding' Message Ko Main 'End-Task' Kar Doon.
Tum Jaldi Se Haan Kardo
Varna Main Hamesha-Hamesha Ke Liye Is Duniya Se 'Ctl-Alt-Del' Ho Jaongaa.
Main To Tumhare Saath World Wide Web Ki Lehron Par Surf Karna Chahta Hoon.
Mujhe To Intezaar Hai Us Din Ka Jab Hamara Address Hoga Happily Everafter.Paradise.Net
Tumhare Ek-Ek Bit Ka Aashiq...