| Kasey-Michael "Tracy's Retirement" |
| *Outside of Kasey and Mike's lair, everyone is having lunch on a picnic table* Mike: Mmmm....this sandwich is pretty good. Kasey: I'm stuffed. Josh: *Burps* Excuse me... *Daisy is taking a sip of her soda as she notices Tracy and her kids marching up to them holding a white flag* Daisy: Oh my god! Tracy's coming! *We all run up to them as Kooky and Grunty place a small blanket on the ground and Tracy kneels down on it and takes Daisy by the hand* Tracy: Princess Daisy......you're far too clever for a witch such as me, a lowly, humble...... Taylor: ...Stupid, Ugly, Bitch..... Kasey: Yeah, Tracy. Tell us something we don't already know, you stupid slut! Tracy: *Sighs* I'm calling it quits... Mumbo: *Gasp* Tracy: Me and my Witchlings are leaving the Isle O' Hags forever. I feel SO bad I've caused you so much trouble. I just hope you have it in your heart....*Starts to cry*....to forgive me! *Sobs and blows her nose on the flag* I know it wont make up for all the trouble I've caused you, but I want you to have this. *Hands Daisy a key* The key to Tracy's Keep. *Sobs some more* I'm donating our ex-home to charity. Say goodbye, kids! *The kids wave bye and they all fly away on their broomsticks* Daisy: Tracy's Keep! *Holds up the key* I can turn it into my own castle to rule my kingdom! Kendall: Daisy? You didn't actually believe that bitch, did you? Mumbo: Yeah. Just throw key away and forget evil castle ever exist! Daisy: But as a Princess, I need my own castle! ohh......i can't wait! I'm gonna check it out right now!! Mike: You worry too much, guys! We'll just walk beside and protect her! Kasey: Ok.... *We all arrive at Tracy's Keep* Daisy: Just a little fixing up, *Puts in the key* and this place will be real.....*A skeleton falls from the ceiling* homey.... Mumbo: Me go first. *Takes out his wand and leads the way* Hmmmm.... *Along the wall are portraits of Tracy and her kids and everyone looks at them with disgust* Daisy: EEWWW~! This picture will be the first thing to go! It's just as ugly and disgusting as Tracy was in person! Mike: maybe we should each look around and fix this place up! Everyone but Mike: ok... Kasey: every time people split up and all, something bad happens, but i'll go by myself anyways... Mike: ok, I'll go this way, umm, Kasey, you go that way, Taylor, you can go over there, and uhh....oh forget it! everyone go where they wanna go! Everyone: ok....*they all go different places* *in one of the halls* Kasey: oh god, this place smells, I should have brought air freshener..... ewwww!! It's blinding me! *rips up a picture of Tracy* ewwww.... *someone grabs Kasey* Magikamek: hahahahaha! I've got you know! Tracy will reward me now! Kasey: *struggling* let....me..go....jackass! Magikamek: haha! you wish! *takes her away while she's struggling* *In a different hall* Taylor: Why would Daisy want a castle like this.....*runs into a cobweb* ewwww...... *someone grabs her* Gremlin: oh my god this is too easy.... Taylor: *bites the Gremlin* Gremlin: Owww! Taylor: let....me....go......you, you,..........doodoo head! Gremlin:*covers Taylor's mouth* shut up, you little brat! *takes her away* *in a different hall* Mike: I hate this place.....*sees some mimes* what the heck...... *Mimes are flyin around not hurting anything* Mike: *makes a face* ok....... *A Gremlin grabs him* Mike: *struggling* HEY! Gremlin: hahahaha! *takes him away* *In the main room of the lair* Mumbo: This stupid.......me not know why Daisy want castle.....*A Mime grabs his stick/wand thingy* Hey, give that back! Mime: *Grabs Mumbo and takes him away* Mumbo: Me feel stupid....... *In the bathroom* Kendall: EEEWW! IT STINKS IN HERE! *Looks around* Hmmmm.....MY GOD! HASN'T THAT WITCH EVER HEARD OF AIR FRESHENER?! *A Magikamek falls from the ceiling and grabs her* Kendall: *Stares at him with a shock* What the HELL are you? Magikmek: Save the chatting for later, sweet heart! HAHAHAHA! Kendall: *Getting dragged away* Awwww...he called me sweet.... *Josh is looking around in the kitchen* Josh: Hmmm....I wonder if this place has any pretzels, or chips, or cake or something. *Opens the refrigerater, revealing a Gremlin* Josh: Ahhhh~! You're not cake!! Gremlin: Brrrr......die....kid..... Josh: *Stares at him* If you're trying to scare me, it's now working. *The Gremlin grabs him* Josh: Still not scared.....ooh! look on the floor! A cookie crumb! *Tries to get it but is dragged away by Gremlin* *Princess Daisy is in the throne room* Daisy: Hmmmm.....this will make a fine throne room for someone as beautiful and smart as myself. Just imagine....Princess Daisy and her husband, Prince Michael sitting on their thrones....I can see it now! *The Mimes appear above her head and carry her away* Daisy: HEY! THIS IS MY CASTLE! *Daisy gets thrown into the dungeon where Kasey, Mike and the crew are as well* Daisy: What happend? Kasey: Well, Daisy isn't it a little obvious whats happend? Mumbo: Me got magic stick taken away! Mumbo powerless! Josh: Well, guys what do we do now? Mike: I dunno..... Kasey: Well we gotta get out here first! *tries to bust the door open* Everyone: *makes a face* Daisy: well, she is right........ Kendall: one of those things called me sweet! Josh: so....... Taylor: those things are stupid! Kasey: grrrrrrrr!!!! STUPID DOOR WHY WON'T YOU OPEN! *breaks it down with some type of beam thingy* Mike: well, i guess we found a way out... Kasey: *Makes a stupid face* Shannon: well, what do we do NOW? Josh: I dunno, go find Tracy or something like that..... Taylor: I hate my mom, i'd like to see that stupid doo doo head fall flat on her butt and die! Kendal: Don't we all..... *Tracy, Grunty, Blobby, and Big Mouth all appear outside the dungeon cellar* Tracy: What was that, little Taylor? Taylor: You know darn right what I said! Big Mouth: Stupid sister! You're so dumb. Man, you should never talk to Queen mom like that! How dare... Kooky: *Puts her hand over Big Mouth's big mouth* Mike: Go! Mew! *Tosses Mew's Pokeball and he comes out* Mew: Wow! I haven't been out of my pokeball in a LONG time! Tracy: Cool! Mew! Long time no see~! HAHAHA! Mew: AAAHHHH! BITCH!! *Uses psy beam on her and she falls on her butt* Taylor: Yay.... Daisy: Wow! You're Mew's pretty cool! Mike: I guess you can call him that. Blobby: Queen mom! are you ok? Tracy: what the hell do you think? Kooky: Uhhhh.....I think we better go..... Big Mouth: Yeah, thats a good idea. I mean, what could be better than just retreating? It may be cowardly but I think it's ok to do after all we are witches and like the wicked witch of the west.... Grunty: God damn it, Big Mouth! Shut up! *Picks her up and she continues talking* Tracy: Grrrr....I've had it!! Just get the hell out of my castle! Grunty: Yeah! *They all run away with Grunty carrying Big Mouth and she is still talking* Josh: Well, we better do what they say, I mean, they could make the place explode or something! Mew: Ok! Mike: Yeah *Back at Kasey and Mike's lair* Daisy: *Sigh* Well, I guess I'm not gonna get my own castle.... Kasey: Uhh.....Daisy, I dont think you want a place that smells that bad. I mean, when Mike and I turned Tracy's Lair into our lair, we bought probably 6,000 gallons of air freshener to make it smell even just NORMAL! Mike: Yeah, unfortunatley.... Taylor: well, I guess you all learned NEVER to trust my mom no matter how much she cries... THE END |