| Kasey-Michael "Smooth Moves" |
| *Kasey and Mike's lair; Kasey and Mike are packing their bags* Kasey: It's great we're finally going on an actual adventure in the Isle O' Hags! Riona: Yeah, we always meet stupid people like that Humba Wumba freak. *Everyone laughs* Mike: You should be a comedian, Riona! Riona: Maybe...I just like going on adventures better! Mike: *Pulls out a picture from his dresser* Hey look what I found! Gengar: What is it? *Tries to see* Mike: You wouldn't be interested, Gengar, but it's a picture of me, Bottles and JamJars. Riachu: I miss JamJars. Let's visit 'em! Kaliedior: We know why� Skyeon: No! I wanted to go on this big adventure in the Isle O' Hags! Mike: We can still see him. He lives there! Kasey: Yeah, you bunch of knuckle-heads. Let's just go! *We all go to the Isle O' Hags to the Quagmire section* Mew: Hey! What's that thing with the flashing light? Mike: *Stares at it* I know what it is! Let's go! *They walk up to it* Mike: I knew it! It�s one of JamJars's mole hills! Kasey: Mike, are your glasses messed up. That doesnt look like a molehill... Mike: I know, but it�s also called a Silo. Same thing. Kasey: Right...*Still confused* Riona: Who is Jam Jars anyways? Kasey: You'll see if we see him. C�mon Mike, let�s go, hes not here! Mew: I don�t know.. Kasey: FINE! ILL PROVE HES NOT HERE Mike: *Sweatdrop* I don�t think this is gonna be pretty...... Riachu: I don�t wanna watch... Mew: KASEY STOP BEIN� A BITCH, I KNOW HE'S HERE! Kasey: Yeah right! I�ll show you! *Starts jumping on the Silo* Hey everyone, JamJars is a retarded mole who doesn�t know shit! SEE? HE'S NOT- JamJars: *Knocks Kasey off the Silo* Shut up, punk! I wouldn�t be talkin! I�m not a retard! You are, bitch! Kasey: Oh, please! Riona: I AM SOOOO SORRY I DO NOT KNOW HER!!!!!!!! Kasey: YES YOU DO Eevee: I never knew Kasey could be like that. You know, a- Gengar: Bitch *Smiles* Kasey: Grrrrrrr! Gengar: Ok,Ok. Don�t get so pissed about it..... *Kasey acts like an Angel* JamJars: What were you jumping on my Silo for, anyways? Mew: She�s acting like a bitch because she just has to be right about everything! Mike: That�s not true, Mew! Gengar: Yes it- *Kasey gives a mean glare at Gengar and Riona sits down* Mike: *Covers Eevee's eyes* Kasey, stop, before you give Jackalope and Eevee bad ideas..... Skyeon: Yeah....*Shivers* I dont want to even think about what they'd do...... Kaliedior: Ok, this is enough fighting lets explore or something already! *Kasey finally calms down* Mike: At least that�s over. Kasey: I�m glad we didnt take Taylor with us to see all this..... *Riona grabs a lolipop out of Kasey�s bookbag* Mike: So, whats going on, JamJars? JamJars: Nothing really Kasey: That�s a first..... Riona: Kasey, please shut up before you start another fight........ Kasey: *Rolls eyes and sighs* Ok.... JamJars: I think you guys deserve something from me... Starmie: Why should we get something? What have we done? Mike: Yeah, what? JamJars: Well, when I was in the mole military, I learned many tricks and maybe I can pass them down to you! Gengar: Kasey could use something better to do than be a- Kasey: *Kicks Gengar back in her Pokeball* Go ahead, DumbJars! Spill the beans! JamJars: This first move will be for Mike. Mike: Uh...okay. JamJars: This move is called "Pack Wack"! Mike: Cool! How do I do it? JamJars: *Clears throat* Take off your pack and swing it around at enimies! Mike: Easy enough! *Does the Pack Wack* This is neat! Kasey: Hey! I want some moves... JamJars: Fine, then! Kasey: Well, what am I gonna learn? JamJars: *Gives a sort of rude look at Kasey* Ok, your first attack will be wing whack Kasey: But I can already hit people with my wing, but then I run into the person I tried to hit...ok, how do I use wing whack? JamJars: It�s really obvious. You just twirl and whack people with your wing! Kasey: *Hit�s Mike in the head with wing whack* Sorry Mike.....*Cracks up* Mike: Yeah...*Rubs head* Riona: I dont think we have to learn anything, thank god! JamJars: No, you dont have to learn anything. Mike: Well, thanks! JamJars: That�s not all! There are three more moves for each of you to learn! I'll see you again at Hailfire Peaks! Bye! *Goes back into the Silo* Riona: So thats who JamJars is! *Taylor walks here* Taylor: Hi Kasey *Hugs Kasey* Hi Mike! *Hugs Mike* Kasey & Mike: Hi Taylor! Taylor: How is everyone? Mike: Oh, fine, fine. *Taylor takes Moltres and her Eevee out of their Pokeballs* Moltres & Eevee: Hi everybody *Kasey�s Eevee plays with Taylor's Eevee* Kasey: Do you want to come with us to Hailfire Peaks? Taylor: Sure! I love the fire side! Kasey: Um,ok, I like the ice side Mike: C�mon, lets go! Kasey: Ok,ok! *Hailfire Peaks* Jackolope: Whew! It�s really hot! Taylor: I think it�s great! Mike: It�s alright... Kasey: I don�t feel very well... Starmie: Oh no! I�ll help ya, Kasey! *Shoots alot of Ice Beams at Kasey* Kasey: Thanks. This should last a while... Mike: I wonder where JamJars is? Kasey: Yeah, I really want some moves, Mike! Riachu: That�s disgusting!! Kasey: What? Mike: Nevermind, uh, Kasey. Let�s keep searching for JamJars... Mew: *See�s a Silo* Hey! There�s one of his Silo thingys! Taylor: Maybe there�s a move for me... *We all walk up to it and JamJars comes out* JamJars: Yes, punks, you have found me once again! So I�ll teach you more moves. Taylor: Me first! JamJars: Hmmm...A Moltres girl. I have one move for you! Taylor: Ooh! JamJars: This move is called Fire Fly. You just go up in the air spin real fast and shoot fire. It works better than you think! Taylor: Neat-o! *Does the Fire Fly attack* Mike: What about us? JamJars: I haven�t forgot you guys. Kasey, I have a move for you that I think you�ll like... Kasey: What? JamJars: It�s called Glide. Just jump in the air and spread your wings and soar through the air! Kasey: Wait! I already know how to fly! It�s way better than gliding! JamJars: No, No, punk. Flying takes away your energy while the Glide move doesn�t! Go ahead and try it out! Kasey: Ok...*Does the Glide move* Ahhh, this actually feels good, DumbJars! JamJars: Of course, Ice Freak! *Turns to Mike* Last but not least, here�s a move for Mike! Mike: What�s it called? JamJars: It�s called Flying Pack. With it, you can jump inside your pack and fly just like Kasey and Taylor! This is probably your best move! Mike: Wow! *Does the Flying Pack and goes up to the sky with Kasey and Taylor* Look, you guys! Now we can all fly! Kasey: Wow! JamJars: There�s more moves for you guys to learn. I don�t wanna give away my next location, but I�ll give you punks a hint. Starmie: Ok, at least we get a hint... JamJars: You all are actually getting off easy with all these moves. I am really suppost to charge you musical notes for moves! Mike: Thanks alot, JamJars! Kasey: Alright already! Give us that hint now. I want some moves... Taylor: Before you do, Mr. Mole, do I get some more moves? JamJars: Sorry, Taylor, but I don�t know any moves for your type... Taylor: That�s ok. Kasey and Mike need the moves even more than I do. JamJars: Anywayz, heres the hint: The next set of moves is on a place just like this, only Kasey will like it more than the rest of you- Especially Taylor! Taylor: *Sarcasticly* Horray for me. JamJars: Keep that in mind, punks! *Goes back in his Silo* Kasey: That mole has to be the stupidest thing on the face of this whole damn earth! Gengar: No smarter than you... Kasey: Oh, shut up, dickhead! Kaliedior: HaHa! She told you, �dickhead�! Gengar: Grrrr.... Kasey: That�s it! *Calls her Kaliedior and Gengar back* There. Now I can finish my sentence! JamJars means the ice side of Hailfire Peaks! *Hailfire Peaks (Ice Side)* Riona: OH MY GOD!! KASEY ACTUALLY FIGURED IT OUT! Kasey: Duh! It�s really obvious... *Rolls eyes* Mike: Uh, if you figured it out, where is his Silo.... Articuno: There it is! *Points to JamJars� silo* Taylor: I�m gonna take out Evichu, she needs to stretch her legs...*Sends out Evichu* Riona: Ugh! You sent out that thing!?! Taylor: Yeah...why?.....I feel.. feel cold.......*Shivers* Typhlosion: Uh oh, Taylor! You dont look too good here! *Helps Taylor with a lot of fire blasts* Taylor: Thanks! I needed that...badly. Kasey: It feels nice here *Throws a snowball at Mike* Eevee (Kasey's): THERE'S HIS SILO! Mike: Let's go see it!!!! JamJars: Ready for some more attacks, punk? Mike: Sure! JamJars: Sorry mike, but this one's for flea girl over there...... Kasey: I DO NOT HAVE FLEAS! Jam Jars: Shut up, punk and listen up! Your next move will be Hatch.... Kasey: EXCUSE ME? JamJars: You have to be a bird when you use this attack though, then you sit on an egg and it hatches.... Kasey: Eww.......*Discusted look* JamJars: Mike, this move is for you! It�s called Taxi Pack. Mike: How do I use that attack? JamJars: Well, you can store anything in your pack now, including Pokemon. It may be useful, Mike. Kasey: Ha ha! All Mike learns is how to put stuff in his pack! That�s pathetic!!!! Mike: And Hatch isnt? *Snickers* Kasey: Sorry, its just so stupid its funny! Mike: *Rolls eyes* Kasey.... JamJars: I dont want to give the next place away, but here's a hint: The next place we will meet has a lot of water in it and is the place where a gay person lives...... Kasey: We know where that is!! It�s where Gay Roger lives! JamJars: Dismissed! *Goes back in his Silo* Kasey: Some hint that was! It�s so obvious! *Rolls eyes* Mike: *Slightly pissed* Kasey...... Kasey: Yeah? Mike: Shut up. Kasey: *Giggles* Mew: Let's just go to Jolly Roger's Lagoon and get it over with. Typhlosion: Yeah. I remember Gay Roger quite well...he kept calling me Tippy. Mike: He does do stuff like that. Kasey: Yeah....hey, WAIT A MINUTE! How could you have met Jolly? We saw him on our second adventure when you and the other Pokemon were under Tracy's control! Typhlosion: Uh....let's go! Kasey: Did you come here after that? Oh well. As long as he didn't give you any ideas... *We begin walking around the Isle O' Hags to Jolly Roger's Lagoon* Kasey: Hmmm. Is this it? Mike: I dunno. Last time we went here, you teleported us right into it. Riona: Oh well. You guys need the moves. Let's not go into Gaywad's bar and just search for JamJars. Starmie: Ok Kasey: Mike... Mike: What? Kasey: I just thought of something...We are gonna have to go Jolly's Bar to get to JamJars! Mew: Oh no Typhlosion: Don't let him see me!!! *Inside Jolly Roger's Bar* Jolly: HELLO! HOW ARE YOU? IM SUPER THANX FOR ASKING!!!!! Kasey: SHUT THE HELL UP, GAYASS!! Jolly: Hey. Let�s, like, all be nice and stop being naughty people and bring world peace! Mike: Um, yeah....sure... Mew: Let's get outta here!! *We go outside* Typhlosion: *Squints* What is that? THERE'S SOMEONE OVER THERE! Kasey: Hey, yeah! Mike: It's Kyle!!! Taylor: Who? Kyle: Hey, Mike! Mike: Everyone, this is my old friend, Kyle!! Kyle: Hi, everyone! Kasey: Hi, Kyle! Wuz up? Kyle: Nuthin' much. How about you guys? Mew: Were looking for a mole to teach us moves. Kyle: Come again? Alakazam: Let me phrase that better. JamJars the mole has been teaching Kasey and Mike special abilities. Kyle: Oh. Mike, before you go look for the....um..mole, can you introduce me to everyone? Mike: *Takes a deep breath* Okay, this is Taylor, my little cousin and that is- Kasey: *Shoves Mike out of the way* KASEY! Yeah, my name's Kasey. Enough chatter! We need to learn our moves! No offense, Kyle, but we really need to go. Mike: Kasey, don't be so rude. *Turns to Kyle* Would you like to come with us on our adventures? Taylor: Yeah! Kyle: I'll be able to sometimes, but I have to stay at my home on the Isle O' Hags. Kasey: That's okay. We live close to the Isle O' Hags. LET'S GO ALREADY! Nightolope: *Whispers to Kyle* Don't mind that bitch. Taylor: I kinda lost track here. Didn't JamJars say he would be here? Mike: Yeah Riona: Oh yeah! He was in Jolly's bar! Let's go! *We get past Jolly and get to JamJar's Silos* Riachu: JamJars! Come out! JamJars: Well, punks, you've done it again....huh? Who's this? Kyle: My name is Kyle. Are you the mole that they've been talking about? JamJars: Damn right! Kyle: JamJars why don't go fuck yourself! *JamJars in offence punches Kyle* Kyle: OW!!!! JamJars: That'll teach you! Kyle: Thats it! I challange you! JamJars: *Backs away in fear* I only have a Digglet... Kyle: So...? You scared? JamJars: Hell no! *Calls out Digglet* Mike: Guys, we really don't have time for this. We have to learn our moves! Kyle: No, Mike! I have to beat his ass! Go Venasaur! *Venasaur comes out* Digglet: Oh no! A grass type! Venasaur: This pipsqueak? No problem! Kyle: Venasaur! Razor Leaf! Venasaur: VENASAUR! *Hits Digglet, making him faint* Kyle: Yes! I won! JamJars: *Calls back Digglet* That's it! Mike! Kasey! No more moves for you! *JamJars goes back in his silo* Kasey: *Sarcasticly* Thanks alot, Kyle! Mike: It's okay, Kasey. The last move he would have taught us would have been for us to learn how to swim faster... Kasey: Oh well. I despise swimming, anywayz. There's nothing worse than the smell of wet feathers! Kyle: Well, I have to get home. See you guys later! *Walks away* Kasey: Mike, that friend of yours is fantastic! Mike: He was my best friend, ya know. Taylor: Well, I better get home, too! Bye, guys! *Walks away* Mike: Bye Taylor! Kasey: See ya! Let's get home, Mike. Mumbo is probably making dinner. Mike: Okay, but we need to cross this river! Kasey: *Snickers* I'll glide across and you use Sack Pack! *They both use the moves and get home* THE END! |