| Kasey-Michael "New Kids On The Block" |
| *Kasey and Mike�s lair; Kasey and Mike are getting ready for the Middle School Dance* Mike: *Comes out of his room* Well, I�m all dressed! *Taylor and Daisy are watching TV and not dressed yet* Mike: Why aren�t you guys dressed? Taylor: We have a half hour. It only takes us a few minutes to get dressed. We�ve all ready done our hair! Mike: Well, you know, I�d feel a lot better if you girls got dressed now. Daisy and Taylor: Ok *Continues watching TV* Shannon: *Comes in dressed, too* Hey, guys! Mike: Wow! You look great! Shannon: Thank you! I know, though... Mike: See, you guys, this is a person that is ready to go! Shannon, you.....you�re my star. Shannon: Awwww.......and you�re.....my lucky penny! Mike: Ok... Kasey: *Comes in from the store* Hi, guys! WOW! Shannon you look great! Shannon: *Chuckles* All right, all ready! Kasey: *Walks up to Mike* Oooohhh...are you gonna do magic? Mike: *Sarcasticly* Ha Ha, that�s funny. CHANGE! Kasey: Hold on! I just got in! *Puts her bags down* Mike: Please hurry up! We need to get to this dance! My favorite band, Limp Bizkit, is performing! C�mon! It starts at eight, we can�t be late! Shannon: *Rhymes* And we could not, would not want to wait! Mike: *Rolls eyes* Kasey: Uh, Mike, did you check the messages? Mike: No. I�ll check it now. Kasey: Ok, NOW I�ll get changed! *Goes into her room* *The answering machine starts playing and Shannon is the first message* Shannon (machine): Hey, you guys, I�m coming over, now. Hey! What if you guys are playing this message when I�m all ready there? *Machine beeps* Shannon: Is that too spooky? *Meanwhile, Cheatsy is looking through the window* Cheatsy: A Middle School dance? I wonder what Mingy is gonna say! *Runs away* *Tracy�s Keep* Mingy: Grrrr....why do THOSE kids get to go to a Dance and not me?! Tracy: Because you�re not in Middle School, sweetie! Mingy: But Taylor gets to go! Grunty: Just go and get the hell outta here, Mingy! Mingy: How DARE you?! Blobby: Will there be lots of free food? Grunty: Damn it, Blobby, all you THINK about is your stomach! Mingy: Well, Middle School or not I�M GOING! Tracy: But, Angel, you can�t.... Mingy: I WANNA GO TO THE DANCE! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA! Tracy: Yes, Babycakes! Kids! Fire up the Doomship! We have a Dance to crash! *Kasey and Mike�s lair* Daisy: Well I�m all dressed! *Sits down and continues waching TV* Taylor: I don�t think I want to go now... Mike: Why....? Taylor: I�m not in Middle School, so it won�t be right! Daisy: That�s ok, Taylor, I bet Mumbo wants some company, too. Mumbo: *Grunts* Yeah... Kasey: *Comes out* Ok, guys! I�m ready! Daisy: I�ll be once I find what I�ll wear! Mike: Ok, but only 5 minut.....wait a minute, Daisy! You ALWAYS wear the same dress! Daisy: Ok, then I�ll be back in 50 seconds! *Runs in her room then comes out all dressed* Kasey: Ok, let�s go already! *Tracy�s Keep* Tracy: Ok, so we have the plan, right, kids? Big Mouth: Yeah, we know. Mingy always gets what she wants so we have to capture Limp Bizkit so there won�t be any dance.... Mingy: Damn straight, Big Mouth! Kooky: Actually, Mingy, I have a better idea! Mingy: What? Kooky: Let�s just put on our own dance! Cheatsy: What do ya mean, sis? Kooky: We�ll capture Limp Bizkit and then me you, Mingy, Grunty, Big Mouth and everyone alse will be the star! Mingy: Ok! Let�s go! *The Dance* Mike: Well, we�re here! LET�S GO! *Inside the School cafeteria, a boy and a girl are standing on the stage, singing and dancing to the Funky Chicken Dance* Kasey: W......HEY! What the hell is this? That�s not Limp Bizbot! Mike: BIZKIT, Kasey. Kasey: What a freaked up name... Shannon: I wonder who that is.... Mike: Oh my god....*Covers eyes* Daisy: *Flirting* What? Kasey: Wait a minute! Is that....Josh...and.... Mike: Kendall.... Kendall: *Singing* I got some chicken tonight, yes, chicken tonight! Josh: *Singing* Chicken! Chicken! *Clucking* *They both fall off the stage and Mike, Kasey, and Princess Daisy run up to them* Kendall: Hey! *Hiccups* M...Mi.....MORE PUNCH!! Josh: Yeah! *They run to the punch table and Kasey and co. run after them* Daisy: I take it you guys are drunk... Josh: No...*Hiccups and burps* WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK THAT! *They fall over and Limp Bizkit or Limp �Bizbot� according to Kasey :-) talks in the microphone to the screaming crowd* Fred: Hello, everyone! That was Josh and Kendall! Sam: Let�s give them a round of applause! *Everyone claps, except Kasey, Mike and Daisy. Even Shannon claps* Kasey: SHANNON! *Elbows her* Shannon: What? Daisy: They�re drunk for god�s sake! Wes: Ok, let�s start our first song! *They start playing when the roof blows off and Tracy�s Doomship appears in the sky above us* Kendall: A BIRDIE! *Tracy, Mingy, Big mouth, Grunty, Cheatsy, Kooky, and Blobby(Eating a sandwich) all jump on the stage and Blobby shakes the stage, sending Limp Bizkit into the air like Team Rocket* Daisy: Oh my god! Look! Mingy: Let�s start! *They play a WAY OFF tune that makes everybody pass out(well, pretty much)* Kasey: *Hands over her ears* This is worse than when Alex farts!! Shannon: Kendall and Josh seem to like it. *Kendall and Josh are the only ones dancing VERY strangely* Kooky: *Sings �I�m A Beliver� by Smash Mouth* THEN I SAW HER FACE!! Everybody: AAHHHHH! Mingy: *Singing* NOW I�M A BELIIIIIIVERR! Grunty: *Singing* NOT A TRAAAAACE!! Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Tracy: *Singing* OF DOUBT IN MY *VERY loud and squeaky* MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDD! Daisy: Let�s get out of here! Josh: NO! It sounds good! Kendall: YEAH! Mike: Yep, they�re drunk. Shannon: Come on! *Picks up Josh and Kendall and they all run back to Kasey and Mike�s lair* Kendall: *Hiccups* What a BIG place....it reminds me of- Mike: That�s enough, Kendall. Josh: I feel free.... Kasey: Here, you guys, um, Josh- Josh: THAT�S MY NAME!!! HE HE HE HE! Kasey: Umm....yeah, you can stay in this room. *Opens a door and shoves him in* Josh: Hey, wait, are you Wonder Woman? *Kasey slams the door real fast and loud* Mike: And Kendall, here.You can stay in the laundry room... Kendall: CLOTHES!!!! *Runs in and Mike closes the door* Shannon: Well, I better head home. Good luck with the drunk kids... Kasey: Thanks, Shannon. *Mumbeling* *Shannon goes out of the door and goes home* Kasey: Well, it�s been a long day. *Yawns and Gengar pops out* Gengar: Ha Ha Ha! Kasey, your cousin and friend are damn drunk! Even I�m not dumb enough to do that. HA! Mike: Gengar, you got drunk when you went to that party starring your cousin Gastly... Gengar: Ok...you�re right.......HA HA! Kasey, you�re a LOSER!! *Artic freezes her* Mike: Well, let�s go to bed... Daisy: What about me?? Mike: Oh yeah, you can take the guest room. You can move your stuff in tommorow. Daisy: Ok, good night......my lover.....I mean, Mike. Mike: Good night *They both go in their rooms* The next morning.... Mike: Mornin� Daisy. Daisy: Mornin�.... Kasey: MIKE! PRINCESS! Kendall and Josh are GONE! Daisy: Good. *Sarcasticly* Can�t wait to see the mess they left *Makes a disgusted face* Mike: Let�s look outside! They�re probably skinny dipping in the Spiral Mountain moat... *They go outside and see Shannon and Taylor running toward them* Daisy: Guys! Where are Josh and Kendall?? Taylor: Come see for yourself! *Isle O� Hags; Shannon�s house* Shannon: Look, Josh bought Kyle�s old house! Taylor: And Kendall bought that house over there that�s been for sale for 2 years! Mike: Let�s see what Josh is doing! *They go inside Josh�s new house and see him sleeping in the middle of the floor* Mike: JOSH! Wake up, Josh! Josh: *Mumbles and wakes up* Oh my god....my head hurts....WHERE AM I? Kasey: You got drunk last night and must have bought this house. It�s Kyle�s old house. Josh: Get�s up* Oh... Daisy: Kendall got drunk, too. Josh: Well, I�m pretty happy with this house, so I�ll stay here. Mike: Cool! Kasey: Well, good thing you don�t know who lived here before..... Josh: Why? Who used to live here??? Kyle who? Shannon: Um, nevermind that. Let�s see what Kendall is doing... *Kendall walks outside and then walks up to us* Kendall: What�s going on? Josh: We got drunk last night. Kendall: We did? Taylor: Yeah, at the dance. Don�t you remember the Dance last night? Kendall: I remember punch.... Kasey: Oh well. You�ll stay here, right? Kendall: Sure! Anything to get away from my family. I hate them!!! Mike: Cool! Josh: Well, I do one thing....we�re all gonna need a lot more PUNCH!! Kendall: Yeah! Hehehe! Mike: Hey, I want some punch! Everyone: YEAH! *They all walk back to Kasey and Mike�s lair* THE END |