Kasey-Michael
     "Kasey's New Bird
"
*Kasey and Mike's lair; Daisy is trying to train her Jynx*
Daisy: Ok, Jynx! Show me a sweet kiss attack!
Jynx: Oooh! I have been waiting for this! *Runs up to Mike and kisses him smack on the
lips and he stands there for a minute and falls over*
Daisy: *Extremely pissed off* JYNX! DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, OK? I
MEAN IT!!
Kendall: Geez, Daisy! Chill out. It's just Mike....
Daisy: Oh yeah....*Blushes*
Mike: *Shrugs, then sighs* Pokemon these days can be so stupid....
*Togepi jumps out of his arms with an angry look on her face and runs into Kasey's room
and slams the door. Artic goes up to the door and knocks and Togepi lets her in and slams
the door even louder*
Kasey: Hard to argue with that....
Josh: Pokemon are like pretzels.........I have NO way to finish that sentence....
Kasey: OOOH~! Look here in the newspaper! They've opened up a new Pet Store on
Mandarin Island, one of the Orange Islands!
Kendall: I hope they have Chiwawas! I want a cute little white and black one so I can put
it in a little Diaper with Kermit the Frog on it! Awwwwww~!
Mike: Right.....well, lets go! Its something else besides a Pokemon for once!
Josh: Yay! Here I come, Pretzels!!
Kendall: Yeah!
*Meanwhile, at Tracy's Keep*
Tracy: *Spying on the kids through her crystal ball* Hmmmm....so those kids are going to
the new pet store on Mandarin Island....
Mingy: *Looking in the mirror* What? A pet store?? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL
ME?!
Big Mouth: Cause you're sn-
Grunty: *Hits Big Mouth* Shut up! Geez!
Blobby: OH! FOOD! I HAVEN�T EATEN IN TWO WHOLE MINUTES!! *Eats a
crumb off of the floor*
Mingy: QUEEN MOM! I want ALL of the pets! I WANT THEM! I WANT THEM! I
WANT THEM!
Grunty: Geez! Do You ever shut up?
Mingy: Be quiet....MOMMY! Start up the Doomship! We're gonna rob that store!
Tracy: Yes, sweetie....
*At the pet store, the group is looking through the glass*
Kasey:*like a little kid* oooooh! they have birdies! lemme see lemme see!*goes inside*
*everyone follows her*
Kendal: EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! A CHIUAUA! HE'S JUST LIKE I WANTED! I'LL
CALL HIM BURRITO! *puts a kermit the frog diaper on him*
Shannon: *looking at the kittens and picks a orangish long haired kitten*
AWWWWWWW! HOW CUTE!!! I'LL NAME IT SALLY!
Mike: uhh, Shannon, its a boy....
Shannon: Well how about Bob!
The kitten: *makes a face*
Shannon: oh, never mind, how about KC!
Kasey: huh?
Shannon: I wasn't talking to you!
Kasey: *staring at all the birds* AWWWW!!! I WANT ALL OF THEM!!!
Mike: umm, that would be a bit expensive...
Kasey: damn it! *sees a little green quaker parrot* AWWWWW! ITS SOOOOO CUTE!!
MINE!!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs it*
Mike: Are you sure you want that one?
Kasey: *already has its stuff and the bird and is at the cash register with Shannon and
Kendall*
Mike: *Rolls eyes and sees a black puppy with a white spot in a cage sleeping*
Awwwwww.....look at that little doggie!
Kendall: It's sleeping with it's eyes open......FREAK SHOW! COOL!
Daisy: Uhhhh....it's awaky, Kendall....thats why it's eyes are open....
Kendall: Ok, makes sense, I guess.
Mike: *Picks up the puppy* Awww.....*It kisses him* Well, I've made my decision! I'll
name you....Cookie! Well, it seems to be a girl.
Kasey: How can you tell?
Shannon: Oh my god, Kasey.....
Kasey: What? *Confused*
Josh: *sees a black lab chewing up stuff in its cage* Cool! A lab! I'm gonna name it
Pretzels!
Kasey: *makes a face* uh, how about something else...
Josh:Ok...I guess I'll name her Shadow...
*They all pay for their pets*
Kasey: I will call my bird Skittles!
Mike: Well, he is green, blue and grey.....
Kasey: I like burds *Cuddles Skittles*
Skittles:*bites Kasey*
Kasey: Awwwwww.... isn't he cute?
Mike: Uhhhhh, yeah
Shannon: Mmmmmmmm, baby powder *Eats some baby powder*
Daisy: Ewww!
*Tracy's Doomship heads toward the pet shop but we don't notice it*
*Meanwhile, at the pet shop*
Tracy: Hehehehehehehehe! i have all the pets for my sweet little Mingy!*looks at the
empty cages*hmmmm....hey, didn't we see those brats with some pets on the way here?
Kooky: I think so...
Tracy: hehehe, now to those brat's pets!
Cheatsy: *accidently opens the cage with the birds in it* oops......
Mingy: YOU RETARD! YOU BETTER GET THEM BACK!
Cheatsy: *tries but is too short to reach them*
Tracy: EVERYONE IN THE DOOMSHIP!*they all go in and try to get to Kasey,
Michael, Kendall, Shannon, and Josh's pets*
*back outside*
Kasey: *notices the birds* BIRDIES!*grabs them all*
*Mingy appears outside of the Doomship*
Kasey: What is THAT thing!?!
Mike: it looks like one of Tracy's ugly kids...
Mingy: HEY BIRD BITCH, GIVE ME THOSE BIRDS!
Kasey:*hisses at Mingy while holding the birds* *evily*NEVER!!!!!
*everyone stares at Kasey*
Mingy: *makes a face too* Oh well, I'll get those birds later! Now I'm gonna get those
other pets!
Kendall: IF YOU DO, I'LL THROW BURRITO'S DIRTY DIAPER IN YOUR UGLY
FACE! it's nice and fresh.....
Mike: Ewww!
Shannon: YOU'RE NOT GETTING KC!
Kasey: huh?
Shannon: *rolls eyes* Not you!
Mike: I WON'T LET YOU GET NEAR COOKIE!
Daisy: YEAH! Or any other one of our pets!
Mingy: MMMMMMOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!
Tracy: yes, sweetie?
Mingy: THEY WON'T GIVE ME THEIR PETS!
Tracy: How dare you not give your pets to Mingy! Now you will pay!
Kasey: Skittles! GET HER!
Skittles: *pokes Tracy's eyes out*
Tracy: AHHH!! I'M BLIND!
Kooky: QUEEN MOM! *Picks up her eyes and hands them to her* Here! Put 'em back
in!
*Tracy and Kooky keep trying to put her eyes in while Mike whispers to everyone*
Mike: Ok, everyone. Got the plan?
Everyone: GOT IT!
Tracy: NO! THAT EYE DOESN'T BELONG THERE, KOOKY!
Kooky: Sorry....
Kasey: Ok, Skittles! Get them!
Shannon: KC! Sick 'em, boy!
Kasey: HEY! I'M A GIRL!
Mike: Go COOKIE!
Josh: Get those bitches, Shadow!
Kendall: Burrito! Throw your diaper at them!
Mingy and Cheatsy: M-M-M-MOM! QUEEN MOM! AAHHHH~!
Tracy and Kooky: *Finally get her eyes back in* HUH? AAAHHHH!~!
*All the pets start to attack them. Shadow grabs Cheatsy by the ear and pulls him to the
ground and bites him. Mingy gets bit by Burritto but then passes out because of the smell
of his diaper. Cookie pulls Kooky's hair while KC bites her continuasly. Kasey sends the
birds after them all and the keep on pooping on them. Finally, Skittles attacks Tracy and
she runs into the Doomship screaming. The Witch kids follow*
Mike: All right! We did it! I mean, the pets did it~!
*back at Kasey and Mike's lair*
Mike: I don't think we should keep our pets here, its too dangerous...
Everyone but Kasey: yeah, you're right....
Shannon: *sniffles* I'm gonna miss KC......
Kasey: I'm not going anywhere!
Kendal: awwww, I hate havin to leave Burrito with my family.....
Josh: yeah but we got to....
*Everyone but Kasey bring their pets to their parents house but Kasey brings ALL the
birds she found at her mom's house, then they return back to Kasey and Mike�s lair*
Daisy: Ok, maybe we�re all just better off having Pokemon. It�s a lot safer against Tracy.
Skittles: *Flies around Spiral Mountain with Kasey*
Mike: I guess she really loves that bird.
Shannon: It�s stupid to me.....I mean.....she thinks she�s a dog....
Josh: Oh well.
*Meanwhile, at Tracy�s Keep*
Mingy: *Moaping* I didn�t get my pets.....everyone has a pet except me....
Tracy: *Comes in the room* Not really, Mingy my dear. Look!
*The other kids bring in a dragon in a cage*
Mingy: *Stares at it* what the hell makes you think I want a dragon?
Kooky: C�mon, Mingy. Try it.
Mingy: Hmmmm....ok, I will, Kooky....
*Mingy takes out the Dragon and starts using it to blow fire everywhere*
Mingy: *Burning up Tracy and her siblings* QUEEN MOM! I DONT WANT A DAMN
DRAGON I WANT ANOTHER PET, YOU BITCH! *Goes crazy* AAAHHHH~!
Tracy: *Burnt to crisp* Oh......ok, sweetie. We�ll find you a new one.
Mingy: *Evil grin* That�s more like it....

THE END
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