| Kasey-Michael "Countdown To Destruction" |
| *Kasey and Mike�s lair* JamJars: I�m tellin ya, Kasey! When you play �Go-fish�, you have to give the person the card if you have it! You have to! Kasey: What do you know, DumbJars?! I play MY way, ok? So shut the heck up! JamJars: Not a chance, punk! Mike: Ok, guys, I think we should stop, now. Kasey: *Ignores Mike* JAMJARS, I HATE YOU SO MUCH! I WISH I COULD THROW YOU ON THE GROUND AND CRUSH YOU WITH A ROCK LIKE WE DID WITH TRACY! Mumbo: Kasey! Kyle: Calm down, you guys! Shannon: Who cares? Let them fight! JamJars: That�s it! I�m leaving! *Walks out of the lair, but then is shoved back in by Team Rocket* Mumbo: Not them again! Jessie: Ha Ha! Prepare for trouble! James: And make it double! Kyle: Here we go again.... Jessie: To protect the world from devistation! James: To unite all peoples within our nation Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love James: To extend our reach to the stars above Jessie: JESSIE! James: JAMES! Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight Meowth: MEOWTH! That�s right! JamJars: I�m still leaving. *Walks out of the door* Mike: What do you want now? James: Your Pokemon! Kasey: Why? You�ll never get them! Meowth: Think again! *Pulls out a Poke-Magnet that brings all Pokeballs to it* Shannon: My Pokemon! Mumbo: Mumbo�s Golduck!! *All of the Pokeballs go to the Magnet as Meowth shoves them in a bag* Kasey: Team Rocket, give them back, damn it! Jessie: I don�t think so! *Team Rocket runs out of the lair and into the Isle O� Hags* Kasey: That�s it! GO KALIEDIOR! *Kaliedior comes out* Kasey: Kaliedior! Go get our Pokemon back from those Rocket losers! *Kaliedior flies off into the Isle O� Hags* Mike: Ohhh....I hope she gets them back.... *The Isle O� Hags* Jessie: That was the easiest thing in the world! James: *Holding the bag* Yeah, and we got all of those kids� Pokemon! *They all laugh, as Kaliedior comes down and snatches the bag from James* James: AHHHH! THAT BIRD HAS GOTTEN THE BAG WITH ALL OF THE POKEMON! Meowth: Get back here! *They all run after Kaliedior* *Kasey and Mike�s lair* Kyle: I�ll call the police. Maybe we can get their asses busted! Kasey: Whatever...I�ll stand outside and watch for Kaliedior. Wait! There she is! And Team Rocket is chasing her! *Everyone runs outside as Kaliedior brings back the bag* Jessie: Give that back! Mumbo: Go away, Rocket gang! *The police comes to our lair* Jessie: AHHHH! THE COPS! Meowth: RUUUUNNN! Cop: Hold it, right there! *Holds a gun to them and they freeze completley* That�s what I thought! *Shoves them in the Police Van* Thank you, kids. We�ve been looking for these crooks for years! Kyle: As long as they�re gone, I think Spiral Mountain will be a better place! Cop: Ok. *Drives off* Team Rocket: LOOKS LIKE WE�RE CARTED OFF AGAIN! Taylor: Hope we don�t see you again! Shannon: Well, that�s it? No more bad guys? Kyle: Yeah, I guess that�s one way of putting it. Let�s go back inside. *We all go back inside and sit down* Kasey: Now that DumbJars is gone, let�s get back to our card game! Ok, now we need to- *BOOM!!! The whole lair shakes, making everyone fall over* Mike: What the hell was that? Kasey: *Gets up* I dunno.... Shannon: It wasn�t good. Maybe we should- *BOOM!!The lair starts shaking again and a girl with a long yellow dress and a crown comes running in* Mike: Who are you? Daisy: *Gasps for air* I am Princess Daisy; Princess of the Isle O� Hags! Kasey: Well, then what are you doing here? Daisy: This used to be Tracy The Witch�s lair. Maybe you�ve heard of her. Mike: Yeah, we have. We�re the ones who killed her and turned this lair into our lair. But this was a long time ago. Daisy: She�s not dead! That�s her outside attacking here! She chased me all the way here from the Isle O� Hags! Mike: No way....I mean.....she can�t come back from the dead.... Kasey: Well, she must have! The old hag must have eascaped from hell! You can do that, you know. Taylor: Let�s look outside! *We go outside, and see a large flying aircraft with a picture of a witch, attacking the lair* Mumbo: It can�t be.... *Tracy The Witch jumps out from the top of the aircraft* Kasey: HOLY SHIT! IT IS HER! Tracy: HA HA HA! Well, well, well, if it isn�t Kasey and Mike and all their pathetic friends! Tracy is back, and stronger than ever! Kasey: How did you come back? What is that thing? Where�s Alex and Jackie? Damn it, Tracy! Get down here and answer some questions, you old hag! *Tracy flies down from her ship on her broomstick and lands on Spiral Mountain* Mumbo: Tracy go away! Tracy: I don�t think so! I have escaped from hell and I am not going back! Mike: Well....where�s Jackie and Alex??? Tracy: Pah! I left those pathetic excuses for witches in hell! I then made my �Doomship� and took Jackie�s old castle and made it into �Tracy�s Keep� since you little fags took my lair from me! Kyle: Doomship? Escaped from hell? What the hell are you talking about, Tracy? Mike: Yeah! Now that you�re back, it�s only one against six right now! Tracy: HaHAHa! This is the best part! KIIIIIDDDS! OH KIDS! Come on out! *Six little witch kids jump out from the Doomship and onto Spiral Mountain* Daisy: Oh My God!! Tracy: Allow me to introduce my kids! Mingy, Blobby, Grunty, Big-Mouth, Kooky, and Cheatsy! Kasey: What the hell? Big-Mouth: Shut up little Articuno girl!! You couldn�t beat us! Heck, you couldn�t even- Grunty: Shut up. Big-Mouth! You never shut up, damn it! Don�t make me beat you up! Shannon: Woah Woah Woah! What the hell is going here? Tracy: These are my kids! Duh! HaHA! I suggest you all leave this lair! Or else I�ll destroy it! Mike: Never! You don�t deserve this, Tracy! Tracy: Either I get it, or no one else does! Kyle: Uh-oh.... Mingy: *Takes out her mirror and lip-stick* I�m so gorgeous!! Mumbo: No you aren�t! Mingy: That�s what you think.... Mike: Ok, this is confusing! Mumbo: GO GOLDUCK! *Golduck comes out* Tracy: WOW! Even the stupid shaman has Pokemon! It�s been a long time since I have seen your Mew and Eevee and your other Pokemon! Kasey: Yeah, and you won�t see them now, bitch! Mumbo: GOLDUCK! USE WATER GUN! *Before Golduck attacks, Tracy shoots a spell at it and it faints* Tracy: HAHAHA! I�m a lot stronger than last time! Now, let�s skip all this chatting and get your Pokemon! Ok, Kooky! Bring out your invention! Kooky: Right, Queen Mom! Taylor: Queen mom? Kyle: Uh-oh, this isn�t good... Blobby: Mommy, I�m hungry!! Grunty: Shut up, Blobby! You�re always hungry! Kooky: This is my latest invention - The PokeSwapper! *Turns on the machine* Cheatsy: All of sister Kooky�s inventions are successful, so this has to work! *All of our Pokeballs get sucked into the PokeSwapper* Taylor: OH NO! Tracy: Great job, Kooky! Alright, brats! We�re continuing where we last left off! Your Pokemon are mine! To get them back, you must meet us at my Keep! Tracy�s Keep, that is! Shannon: Where is that? Big-Mouth: It�s where Tracy�s sister, Aunt Jackie�s castle used to be! On the floating island on the outskirts of the Isle O� Ha- Grunty: *Punches Big-Mouth* Shut the hell up! Tracy: Well, as I was saying! To get them back, meet us there! HAHAHAHA! C�mon kids! *They all jump all the way up into the Doomship* Kyle: She�s getting away! Kasey: Yes, Kyle, we can see that. *Before the Doomship takes off, it shoots a bomb at us and we all pass out* LATER..... Daisy: Is everyone ok? Kasey: *Standing on her head* I think so... Mike: *Helps Kasey up* That bitch has our Pokemon again! Daisy: What do you mean AGAIN? Kasey: She used to always take our Pokemon until we killed her! Shannon: Well, let�s do what Big Mouth said and Go to Tracy�s Keep! Taylor: It�s probably a trap! Kyle: No, not really. I saw someone doing construction to Jackie�s castle so it is true! Mumbo: Then let�s go! Mike: Yeah! And this time.....it�s personal!! THE END.....? |